The GateWorld Cantina MKII

[Lilith]

Lilith spoke not in spanish

why would i? i'm not latina i basically said "why? i don't know spanish" tho the anglacinized spelling may have been off that was not a language meant to be written with a roman alphabet

[Ukko]

There are many females here to assault I would suggest the female with the cow patterned pants It is well known that the female with the cow patterned pants was originally male

I will use the Gray noob to assault the one with the cow patterned pants. It will be a battle of much glory. For i am the Ukko God, my way is one of heroism. Mua ha haha hainen. My laugh is evil and Finnish.

[Pharaoh Hamenthotep]

This one does not understand. He will be placed in the Box Of Rick.

I will get the Box of Rick We can fit many Cantinians inside We will need nets of butterfly collection in order to catch them

[Graybrew1]

Egad.... Still a noob?

[wolfax]

why would i? i'm not latina i basically said "why? i don't know spanish" tho the anglacinized spelling may have been off that was not a language meant to be written with a roman alphabet

Oh

[wolfax]

I will get the Box of Rick We can fit many Cantinians inside We will need nets of butterfly collection in order to catch them

*crushes the box of rick in a compactor*

[Ukko]

I will get the Box of Rick We can fit many Cantinians inside We will need nets of butterfly collection in order to catch them

I believe the the one with wings has them in her laboratory of experimentation. I will retrieve them. We may need the hat of exploration.

[Pharaoh Hamenthotep]

Egad.... Still a noob?

The Gray noob doesn't understand the ways of the Cantina She must complete the trials of Cantina membership

We shall start with the Cowpants test

[wolfax]

*watches as Ruby barks*

[Ukko]

The Gray noob doesn't understand the ways of the Cantina She must complete the trials of Cantina membership

We shall start with the Cowpants test

Use the bovine cannon.

[Pharaoh Hamenthotep]

Use the bovine cannon.

*loads the Gray noob into the bovine cannon* The Gray noob will spend 2 hours as the female with the cow patterned pants If the Gray noob survives we shall move on to the next test *fires the Gray noob into the Machine of Cowpants Transformation*

[wolfax]

Well, one of the Mulahs of Iran declared that Iran has a perfect human rights record....just heard it in the background

[wolfax]

*loads the Gray noob into the bovine cannon* The Gray noob will spend 2 hours as the female with the cow patterned pants If the Gray noob survives we shall move on to the next test *fires the Gray noob into the Machine of Cowpants Transformation*

*laughs*

[Ukko]

*loads the Gray noob into the bovine cannon* The Gray noob will spend 2 hours as the female with the cow patterned pants If the Gray noob survives we shall move on to the next test *fires the Gray noob into the Machine of Cowpants Transformation*

While she is there we must deal with all of these imposters. I will consume large amounts of alcohol and think on how to achieve this. You prepare the table of operation.

[Pharaoh Hamenthotep]

While she is there we must deal with all of these imposters. I will consume large amounts of alcohol and think on how to achieve this. You prepare the table of operation.

There are many imposters We shall start with the axe-carrying Wolf *prepares the table of operation*