The GateWorld Cantina MKII

[Pharaoh Hamenthotep]

you put concentrated cow dna in slot b, didn't you? oh who am i asking, of course you did....

The machine needed a sample to work from.. And since it's a gender change machine it needed a sample from the only Cantinian to have changed gender..

[Lilith]

Would that be a Colf or a Woow?

Colf... and i'm a Coger

[The Flyattractor]

I only call you if your late to dinner...on second thougt..
*eats wolfax dinner*

[jelgate]

*kills cow*

I fixed PH's obsession

[wolfax]

The machine needed a sample to work from.. And since it's a gender change machine it needed a sample from the only Cantinian to have changed gender..

"Now Im Colf"

*Is disgusted by the dust in Cantina....cleans it spotless*

[Promethius30]

*eats food*

[wolfax]

I only call you if your late to dinner...on second thougt..
*eats wolfax dinner*

*Cries...then cooks something*

[wolfax]

*kills cow*

I fixed PH's obsession

*Shoves Jel in Machine...with Colf dna*

[wolfax]

*eats food*

*Watches*

[Promethius30]

*Watches*

*gives half to wolfax*

[Ukko]

*kills cow*

I fixed PH's obsession

Hang the head in the bacon cave.

[Pharaoh Hamenthotep]

*kills cow*

I fixed PH's obsession

*puts on Exploring Hat* *climbs into the air vent*

[wolfax]

*gives half to wolfax*

*Eats..then give P30 a Triple chocolate mouse pound cake*

[jelgate]

Ask not what bacon can do for you but what bacon do for you

[Promethius30]

*smells* is it poop?