The GateWorld Cantina MKII

[Pharaoh Hamenthotep]

-gets PH a bowl of chicken soup-

*gets in*

I don't feel any better

[Lilith]

you're supposed to drink it hun, not bathe in it.... -brings PH a couldron of oatmeal and plops her in it- scrub thoruoghly for a shiney coat

[jelgate]

I say we bathe PH in tomato juice. Thats suppose to help when sprayed by a skunk

[Lilith]

-sprays jel with lemon juice- now your lemony fresh and won't have to bathe for another week at least

[jelgate]

Bathing is for losers like the Cantinoobs

[Lilith]

never said you had to bathe in soapy water -draws jel a sewage bath-

[jelgate]

*throws Lilith in water*

[Ukko]

*Throws toaster into the water*

[jelgate]

That will kill her.


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I like it

[Lilith]

-climbs out of sewage, sopping wet and shakes off the excess water, soaking ukko and jel- very funny guys -goes down to the roman bath room-

[jelgate]

I redecorated it as the Bacon bath room

[Ukko]

That will kill her.


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I like it

Its what i do...Its what i do.....Its what i do........... Its what i do.

[Lilith]

-eats the bacon-

[Ukko]

*Activates bacon magnet*

[jelgate]

A woman has eaten the sacard food. Skin her alive