The GateWorld Cantina MKII

[Pharaoh Hamenthotep]

*makes PH tea*

*gets into the cup*

[The Flyattractor]

Now thats what I call unsweetend tea.

[jelgate]

I thought she wasn't on TV anymore. Wouldn't that decrease her reach?

You thought wrong.

[mad_gater]

Guuuh, I feel like cra--er, crud.

*passes a jar of homemade chicken noodle soup from the 6 qts. of it he made*....

[jelgate]

Thats a myth

[lordofseas]

Thats a myth

Therefore, it must be true!

[Nolamom]

There are many myths...one is that Jelgate is awesome

[The Flyattractor]

Jelgate being "awesome" is not a myth.

What jelgate is awesome at,well that is a differnt matter.

[Pharaoh Hamenthotep]

*locks LoS in the Cowpants closet*

[lordofseas]

Another closet?

[WingedPegasus]

*passes a jar of homemade chicken noodle soup from the 6 qts. of it he made*....

That's some substantial soup-making. Thank'ee.

Thats a myth

Wait, the soup is a myth? ...is that kind of like "the cake is a lie"?

[Pharaoh Hamenthotep]

Another closet?

Cow is in there with you

[The Flyattractor]

Kareokee time in the cantina

Nobody likes me, everybody hates me,
I think I'll go eat worms!
Big fat juicy ones,
Eensie weensy squeensy ones,
See how they wiggle and squirm!

Down goes the first one, down goes the second one,
Oh how they wiggle and squirm!
Up comes the first one, up comes the second one,
Oh how they wiggle and squirm!

I bite off the heads, and suck out the juice,
And throw the skins away!
Nobody knows how fat I grow,
On worms three times a day!

Nobody likes me, everybody hates me,
I think I'll go eat worms!
Big fat juicy ones,
Eensie weensy squeensy ones,
See how they wiggle and squirm!

[Col.Foley]

Guess what sports fans?

[The Flyattractor]

Baseball is no longer the American National Past time?

Football is slow and boring?

Hitting a person with a javalin is a technical foul?