The GateWorld Cantina MKII

[Ukko]

Bacl then YouTube has your show online one hour after it aired on TV

Then they sold out like all the other kids with their apple junk and starbucks.

[Pharaoh Hamenthotep]

Better you then me. My back isn't what it use to be.

*hunches over in pain with walking stick mumbling about kids walking on lawn*

Life goes down after 20. Look at PH

*steals Jel's rocking chair*

[Pharaoh Hamenthotep]

Aye, and youtube wasnt full of adverts!

*points at the ads on the Ukkobot video*..

[jelgate]

*steals Jel's rocking chair*

I'll get you after those prunes go through my system

[The Flyattractor]

I'll get you after those prunes go through my system

That is true on so many levels.

[jelgate]

That is true on so many levels.

Jelgate is just that awesome

[Pharaoh Hamenthotep]

*takes voodoo doll away from Jel* I'm trying to sleep! I don't need stabbing pains in my side right now!

.....

[jelgate]

*takes voodoo doll away from Jel* I'm trying to sleep! I don't need stabbing pains in my side right now!

.....

The stabbing is needed so I insert these bat wings into. Then I'm going to remove your trachea to make you capable to do echolocation

[Pharaoh Hamenthotep]

The stabbing is needed so I insert these bat wings into. Then I'm going to remove your trachea to make you capable to do echolocation

But that's not where wings go... You were focusing more on my right side and my chest... *takes pins out of voodoo doll*

[jelgate]

But that's not where wings go... You were focusing more on my right side and my chest... *takes pins out of voodoo doll*

Well you see I have been drinking....

[Pharaoh Hamenthotep]

Well you see I have been drinking....

It would be strange if you hadn't been drinking.. you are an alcohol-powered robot after all...

[jelgate]

I am not a robot.


*beats PH*

[Pharaoh Hamenthotep]

I am not a robot.


*beats PH*

*runs away* I thought you knew! You didn't survive when the old Cantina crashed... Your mind was transferred to a robot duplicate until a replacement body could be grown... *points at Susie* The way she's waddling.. it should be ready any day now

[jelgate]

One more lie PH and I put you in the Foley room. You can listen to his love of Glen Beck or why education is a scam by Obama

[Pharaoh Hamenthotep]

One more lie PH and I put you in the Foley room. You can listen to his love of Glen Beck or why education is a scam by Obama

Cowpants has a gender!