The GateWorld Cantina MKII

[jelgate]

The Rule of Mapp is inviolate. All Cantinans are subject to the Creator.

Ukko will be most displeased

[Nolamom]

'lo peeps - being backwards again are we? Next we'll be seeing jel delivering meals to old folks and Ukko giving money to the poor...

[lordofseas]

Ukko will be most displeased

Ukko is the acting Godhead.

[jelgate]

'lo peeps - being backwards again are we? Next we'll be seeing jel delivering meals to old folks and Ukko giving money to the poor...

*delivers a meal to Nola*

You did say elderly. Can't get more elderly then you

[Nolamom]

*delivers a meal to Nola*

You did say elderly. Can't get more elderly then you

feeling particularly decrepit today...spent the majority of the day reviewing labor unions and wage theory

[lordofseas]

feeling particularly decrepit today...spent the majority of the day reviewing labor unions and wage theory

[MG Hat] Unions are nazi communistic groups that want to take away our freedoms. [/burns hat]

[Promethius30]

This place used to be a nice hangout area to talk and drink (prentend) look at it now.....

[jelgate]

Unions had a place in the old days (when SQ and Nola were teenagers) but they have become obselete and corrupt

[Ukko]

This place used to be a nice hangout area to talk and drink (prentend) look at it now.....

I know, we are running low on drink. *Sends Nola on a booze run*

[jelgate]

This place used to be a nice hangout area to talk and drink (prentend) look at it now.....

I'll have you know my mother was a saint.

*smashes P30's head into a wall many times*

[Promethius30]

I know, we are running low on drink. *Sends Nola on a booze run*

I'll have you know my mother was a saint.

*smashes P30's head into a wall many times*

*finishes off whiskey and smashes bottle*

You bloody want some?! Eh? Come and get me!

[jelgate]

*finishes off whiskey and smashes bottle*

You bloody want some?! Eh? Come and get me!

Yes.

*uses P30's blood to write will*

I give PH my collection of dead skin cells.

[Nolamom]

I suppose I'm the only one old enough to legally BUY booze, is that it?

[Ukko]

I suppose I'm the only one old enough to legally BUY booze, is that it?

The only one with any money.

[Nolamom]

I don't get paid until the end of the month...got a few days to go yet. suck it up boys!