The GateWorld Cantina MKII

[Pharaoh Hamenthotep]

Mwahahahahana my plan is coming together well......

You must join us Ukko, bring the Box of Rick in case he refuses

[Ukko]

Mwahahahahana my plan is coming together well......

You are in possession of no plan.

[Promethius30]

You are in possession of no plan.

but it's good

You must join us Ukko, bring the Box of Rick in case he refuses

Join you in what?

[Ukko]

You must join us Ukko, bring the Box of Rick in case he refuses

I am currently consuming an alcoholic beverage. I may become inebriated and drop the Box of Rick. A female cantina member will be persuaded to carry it.

[Pharaoh Hamenthotep]

I am currently consuming an alcoholic beverage. I may become inebriated and drop the Box of Rick. A female cantina member will be persuaded to carry it.

We shall use the Machine of Gender Alteration to create one We must catch one of the slower moving Cantinians.

[Rickington]

You are both fakes!

And for the record, I am not slow.

[Promethius30]

You scared a P30
*P30 runs away*

[Pharaoh Hamenthotep]

You are both fakes!

And for the record, I am not slow.

You're not fast You shall now be put in the Machine of Gender Alteration and be made to carry the Box of Rick

[Ukko]

We shall use the Machine of Gender Alteration to create one We must catch one of the slower moving Cantinians.

The one named Foley will be altered.

[Ukko]

You are both fakes!

And for the record, I am not slow.

The one with the shoulder must be convinced of our authenticity.

[Pharaoh Hamenthotep]

The one with the shoulder must be convinced of our authenticity.

I will sit in the Chair of the Captain while wearing my Hat of Exploration and laughing in an evil manner That will convince him

[Ukko]

I will sit in the Chair of the Captain while wearing my Hat of Exploration and laughing in an evil manner That will convince him

I shall consume copious amounts of alcohol and argue about who is in possession of the greater amount of awesome with the one made of Jelly.

[Pharaoh Hamenthotep]

I shall consume copious amounts of alcohol and argue about who is in possession of the greater amount of awesome with the one made of Jelly.

I will poke the one made of Jelly with a spoon

[Ukko]

I will poke the one made of Jelly with a spoon

We may also need to traverse great distances and overcome many obstacles to retrieve an item of cutlery that combines a spoon and a fork to prove our authenticity.

[Pharaoh Hamenthotep]

We may also need to traverse great distances and overcome many obstacles to retrieve an item of cutlery that combines a spoon and a fork to prove our authenticity.

I will get the Hat of Exploration