The GateWorld Cantina MKII

[Ukko]

At least its the real Ukko and not that peace loving imposter

*eats bacon pie*

That idiot is locked away. *Eats bacon pizza and throws things at Tood*

[aretood2]

That idiot is locked away. *Eats bacon pizza and throws things at Tood*

*catches a map to the lost city of Atlantis* Meh, *Throws map tot he lost city of Atlantis away*

[Ukko]

*catches a map to the lost city of Atlantis* Meh, *Throws map tot he lost city of Atlantis away*

*Kicks Tood into the pit*

[aretood2]

*Kicks Tood into the pit*

*Becomes overlord of the pit* What do you say if I redecorate around here, eh? *puts up sign "Abandon all hope ye who enters here"*

[jelgate]

*Kicks Tood into the pit*

*reprograms GB*

I made her useful. She is now a Barbot

[Ukko]

*Becomes overlord of the pit* What do you say if I redecorate around here, eh? *puts up sign "Abandon all hope ye who enters here"*

You cant ever leave there now.

*reprograms GB*

I made her useful. She is now a Barbot

She will be clumsy.

[jelgate]

True but over time she will learn to hold her liqour

[Ukko]

She better. We wont be issuing all those beatings for nothing.

[jelgate]

Its a pastime. How else will she learn her place?

[Ukko]

If she doesnt learn she will be married off to Foley.

[jelgate]

She already is. I was told the wedding was beautiful. I was there but after the open bar I was plunged headfirst into the bathroom

[Promethius30]

Anyone want to marry me?

[Ukko]

She already is. I was told the wedding was beautiful. I was there but after the open bar I was plunged headfirst into the bathroom

Probably the best part of the wedding.

Anyone want to marry me?

Aretood does. It will be a grand wedding.

[jelgate]

Anyone want to marry me?

She will marry PH.

[Promethius30]

I want cake! Lot's of cake, drenched in whiskey