The GateWorld Cantina MKII

[Ukko]

The world is officially doomed

The world is ours to doom. *Throws Nola on the grill* Im hungry. *Gets hot sauce*

[jelgate]

The world is officially doomed

You will submitt in my new world order. First you will do my dishes

[Ukko]

*Eats an onion*

[jelgate]

*Eats an onion*

*eats liver*

[Ukko]

*eats liver*

I think we are on the verge of a great discovery of tastiness here.

[jelgate]

I think we are on the verge of a great discovery of tastiness here.

It needs something more

*marinates with Iguana blood*

[Ukko]

It needs something more

*marinates with Iguana blood*

Excellent! Now, to open the feast with a sacrifice. *Sacrifices Rick to Ukko*

[Draygon]

*runs out of hiding spot and hides in Dray's hair*

aww

[Ukko]

aww

Silence female!

[jelgate]

Silence female!

Open can't tell her to be quiet. We must show her to be quiet.

*cattleprods Dray*

[Ukko]

Open can't tell her to be quiet. We must show her to be quiet.

*cattleprods Dray*

After you are done, she will be flogged.

[Nolamom]

You two are just having too much fun

[Ukko]

You two are just having too much fun

You can add to our fun by going on a booze run. *Hands Nola PH's credit card* It would be the honourable thing to do.

[jelgate]

You two are just having too much fun

I didn't give you permission to talk

*cuts off Nola's right hand

[Nolamom]

I didn't give you permission to talk

*cuts off Nola's right hand

I need my right hand to put failing grades on papers - here, cut off the left one