The GateWorld Cantina MKII

[Ukko]

Muahahahaaaaainen!! Their faces are melting!!! This was an excellent plan!!: *Drinks more rum*

I've lost track of wich one of us came up with it, but it doesnt matter because its awesome!

*Continues dropping chickens and drinking rum*

[Ukko]

I've lost track of wich one of us came up with it, but it doesnt matter because its awesome!

*Continues dropping chickens and drinking rum*

*Looks over the edge*

A million points if you get that entire row of anoying surfers.

[Ukko]

*Looks over the edge*

A million points if you get that entire row of anoying surfers.

*Napalms the surfers* We need to drink more. *Puts entire face in the rum barrel*

[Ukko]

*Napalms the surfers* We need to drink more. *Puts entire face in the rum barrel*

No, we need loot. This is the loot balloon after all.

*Stears towards the grand bank of Beachopolis*

[Ukko]

No, we need loot. This is the loot balloon after all.

*Stears towards the grand bank of Beachopolis*

Agreed. We've burned its citizens, now we must steal their wealth. Its the noble thing to do.

[Ukko]

Agreed. We've burned its citizens, now we must steal their wealth. Its the noble thing to do.

And we are noble people indeed.

[Draygon]

Ukko, are you talking ot yourself?

[Ukko]

And we are noble people indeed.

*Lands balloon on the banks roof* *Grabs a sword* We will butcher our way to the vault!

Ukko, are you talking ot yourself?

Nope. Im talking to Ukko.

[Ukko]

*Lands balloon on the banks roof* *Grabs a sword* We will butcher our way to the vault!



Nope. Im talking to Ukko.

*Charges the guards, hacking and slashing* Careful brother, the blood is making the floor aweful slippery.

[Ukko]

*Charges the guards, hacking and slashing* Careful brother, the blood is making the floor aweful slippery.

*Hacks at heads, arms and legs* Its a sign of our excellent work!

[Ukko]

*Hacks at heads, arms and legs* Its a sign of our excellent work!

I see the vault door *Hacks off a head* Look! *Points*

[Ukko]

I see the vault door *Hacks off a head* Look! *Points*

I see it!

*Continues fighting......epicly*

[Ukko]

I see it!

*Continues fighting......epicly*

*Dispatches the last guard*

Hand me the explosives.

[Ukko]

*Dispatches the last guard*

Hand me the explosives.

*Hands Ukko explosives*

*Makes a pile of corpses* We can use them as a shield.

[chocolate_muffin]

*Hands Ukko explosives*

*Makes a pile of corpses* We can use them as a shield.

*jumps on pile of corses* A bouncing castle? For me?