The Iffy Fan Club Thread

[Ukko]

I'd send the monkeys for you.

They wouldnt get through customs. You'll just have to come in person.

[Iffy]

They wouldnt get through customs. You'll just have to come in person.

The monkeys will not be going through customs. *giggles*

[Ukko]

The monkeys will not be going through customs. *giggles*

This is Britain. Nothing is safe from the red tape.

[Iffy]

This is Britain. Nothing is safe from the red tape.

That gives me an idea.

[Ukko]

That gives me an idea.

Tell, Oracle.

[Iffy]

Tell, Oracle.

It is still percolating.

[Ukko]

It is still percolating.

Im probably one of the most patient people you will ever meet. But thats in RL, not the internet. *Jumps up and down stamping feet*

[Iffy]

Im probably one of the most patient people you will ever meet. But thats in RL, not the internet. *Jumps up and down stamping feet*

Poor Ukko. Have a cookie. I am extremely impatient except when plotting and waiting to get revenge.

[AllyCat]

Dude, you need more than a needle to do a dragon, they're huge. Plus, finding a girl dragon that likes humans is difficult nowadays and yes im still typing this for some reason.

< found dragon

< haz dragon

< only took a needle and some ink .....

:: runs ::

[Ukko]

< found dragon

< haz dragon

< only took a needle and some ink .....

:: runs ::

You have thwarted my stramge filthyness!

[AllyCat]

You have thwarted my stramge filthyness!

:: pets the dragon and looks innocent :: This is why you need the Kitteh

[Ukko]

:: pets the dragon and looks innocent :: This is why you need the Kitteh

Need, want, will die without.

[AllyCat]

Need, want, will die without.

:: grins and worships the Ukko :: Devotion is the key

[Ukko]

:: grins and worships the Ukko :: Devotion is the key

Now we need a joke about a key going into a lock.

[AllyCat]

Now we need a joke about a key going into a lock.

:: giggles :: I have several

but this one just...

:: grabs a collar, puts it on, then snaps the lock shut and hands Ukko the key ::

.... works