The Iffy Fan Club Thread

[jelgate]

But you are not healthy

[Nolamom]

never actually claimed to be. actually, I had to stay in bed Monday through Wednesday this week - my blood pressure was so low that my automated cuff couldn't read it and I was so dizzy I couldn't stand. Which is interesting since typically my blood pressure is quite high.

[jelgate]

What you need is a new heart. We'll give you Annoyeds'

[Nolamom]

bah, he hasn't got one

[jelgate]

Sure he does. Its different but it exist

[Nolamom]

it's making a rhythmic noise - is it a clock????

[jelgate]

Your kind doesn't even know what a clock is

[Britta]

Sure they do. They only mistake ~50% of them for bombs.

[jelgate]

That proves my statement

[Nolamom]

but are you absolutely, 100% certain that it's not a clock?

[jelgate]

Unlike Texan teachers, I know the difference between a clock and a bomb

[Nolamom]

but do you know the difference between a clock and a heart?

[jelgate]

I have one but not the other

[billyd797]

so you have a clock then! *clocks Jel*

[jelgate]

You missed. All Nola's failed smiting attempts have dulled your sense