The GateWorld Cantina Court

[Girlbot]

*waves to Tame from the peanut gallery......uh...........observaton deck....uh oh the whatever the observer thing is called. Shares SQ's popcorn*
Thanks for the garlic bread recipe, I chose option 2
Ah... having diplomatic immunity is so freeing

[susanne1]

your honour id like to request a DNA test on the grounds of proving to everyone that not mapp nor p-90 is the father to my child.

[jelgate]

your honour id like to request a DNA test on the grounds of proving to everyone that not mapp nor p-90 is the father to my child.

I ran a DNA test on all Cantians and I have just one question. How in the world did muffin become the father?

[Girlbot]

I ran a DNA test on all Cantians and I have just one question. How in the world did muffin become the father?

*takes a seat, makes more popcorn*
This is going to get interesting

[Draygon]

*takes a seat, makes more popcorn*
This is going to get interesting

Cue Jeremy Kyle theme music...

[Gregorius]

your honour id like to request a DNA test on the grounds of proving to everyone that not mapp nor p-90 is the father to my child.

I'll handle this care with care and discretion. I appoint Jelgate as impartial court researcher.

[aretood2]

I'll handle this care with care and discretion. I appoint Jelgate as impartial court researcher.

Impartial! Jelgate is as impartial as a Holocaust surviver in the Nuremberg trials!

[Gregorius]

Impartial! Jelgate is as impartial as a Holocaust surviver in the Nuremberg trials!

I am warning you, do not cross that line. Mr. Jelgate has been appointed by the court due to his excellent track record of obtaining evidence. Insult a court appointee again and you will be held in contempt of court. Do I make myself clear?

[aretood2]

I am warning you, do not cross that line. Mr. Jelgate has been appointed by the court due to his excellent track record of obtaining evidence. Insult a court appointee again and you will be held in contempt of court. Do I make myself clear?

I, as did Tame, must say that I no longer recognize your authority!

-In the course of web events it is self evedent that due to greg's lack of new emoticons, for gateworld, we must, as a dark people, declare greg's rule as contra Darren the great, the creator. Therefore we the posters declare that these unalienable rights endowned by the Creator, Darren the great, the right to Liberty, Justice and the Persuit of postiness can not be ignored.

Therefore from now until the Garworld's untimely demise at the hands of the "We hate SGU because of SGA's cancelation" group declare Greg's authority null and void.

My suporters
-The mods of doom
-The Force

[Gregorius]

You're being held in contempt of court. It is our advice you use a spellchecker before you start posting declarations of independence.

[aretood2]

You're being held in contempt of court. It is our advice you use a spellchecker before you start posting declarations of independence.

You see! He is doing it again. Suppressing our right to pursue postyness!!

[Gregorius]

Silence. You're no longer recognized by this court, other than a disturbance in the proceedings.

[aretood2]

Silence. You're no longer recognized by this court, other than a disturbance in the proceedings.

Funny, I know a little green old man who called me a disturbance in the Force...

[jelgate]

As impartial court researcher I am coming to a disturbing discovery. It is possible for a raccon and squirrel to mate and produce a viable offspring

[Gregorius]

This is very disturbing indeed and will be put into evidence.