The Garden

[SeaBee]

*Hacks hopelessly at plants with trimmer*

I don't need a trimmer, I need a nuke!

How about we get a make over show in to give us a hand?

[Major Clanger]

*gets out big spoon*

I'm hunting Norlioness... I could be some time....

[SeaBee]

She's over here, somewhere.

Least she was when I swung the trimmer.

Hey, I've found a water feature! I wonder where the water comes out of that cherub?

[Major Clanger]

that ain't a cherub... it's the mannequin pis...

[SeaBee]

This is hot work.

Anybody fancy a lemonade?

[Norlioness]

*gets out big spoon*

I'm hunting Norlioness... I could be some time....

MC! *bounces up happily and tumbles into MC* I'm safe, I'm safe!
*whines* look at what SB did to me? *shows near-bald patch on head*

*whispers* you're not seriously hunting me, are you? *pings* MC's pointy nose affectionately

[Major Clanger]

mmmmmmmm
yes please!

[SeaBee]

Great! Can you get me some?

[SeaBee]

Sorry MC, couldn't resist that!

*Hands out large glasses of ice cold, home-made lemonade*

[Norlioness]

Me, too, please

[SeaBee]

Enjoy!

Now, I'm a complete novice at this gardening thing.
What needs to be done next? I think a patio would look nice.

[daxterdd]

I'd cut some flowers for the lunchroom, but I don't think there's a vase big enough for these triffids!

I'm sure one just tried to bite me!

All that runoff from the food fight room has made this place pretty dangerous.

Oh! The food fight room!

:goes off to start a new one:

[SeaBee]

O.K.
PC was ill last week, so I spent the time putting in a nice patio and building a BBQ.

Steak, anyone?

[Bagpuss]

Nice offer,but I've come bearing packets of seeds and a load of tools.FHB intends to make a nice herb corner if that's OK?

*Gets out the rake and begins clearing all the dead leaves and general cack !
Nips back home and brings back a BIG compost bin*.

[SeaBee]

Composting is good. Herbs are good.

*lounges on the garden seat, sipping an ice cold beer*

Work fascinates me, I could watch it all day!