The Last Word

[Sela]

NL's ship is blown out of Space by CW's Mothership's ubercannons. While NL and her dragons escpae in pods relativly unhamed. TLW is caught in the explosion and propelled off into deep space. CW tracks it and beams it aboard his ship. Then he makes sure he has NO stowaways and is not facing a planet and zip of at hyperspeed

Having entered into hyperspeed with no stowaways, CW puts the ship on automatic and relaxes with a cup of hot jala...which contained a potent sedative Sela had programed into the ship's food replicator at CW's the last fueling stop. As CW falls into a drugged slumber, Sela beams on the ship from the cloaked merc vessal she booked passage on (captained by her cousin twice-removed on her mother's side) and throwing a blanket over the snoring CW, settles into the captain's chair to ride the ship through hyperspace. As the ship exits the hyperspace corridor, Sela gently slips TLW out of CW's jacket and parking the ship in a stable high orbit around a nearby un-inhabited planetoid - or was it a moon - she beams herself back onto her cousin's merc ship and they take off to the super-secret merc base.

[Crazedwraith]

Hang on a second CW doesn't wear Jackets! Poor Lt. Kettch is going to be very upset that his imitation TLW has been stolen!

[Norlioness]

*note to self while floating in pods* NL should not rent a ship when the Dragonboat is being serviced. Cheap ships cannot withstand uber cannons.

Finally, the souped-up Dragonboat shows up with DG-2 and beams NL and the DG-1 aboard. Having given TLW a trinket pin that it wears happily, NL is able to locate TLW. Stealthily, NL beams aboard CW's ship and is pleasantly surprised to see everyone sleeping (apparently from drinking Sela's doctored jala). Finally, NL finds TLW and snatches it and beams back to the DragonBoat and hyperspaces out of the planetoid area. Before leaving, NL left some Dr. Pepper (undoctored) for CW and his ewoks.

[Champos]

Then Champos ambles by (hi by the way) and NL is so thrilled to see (!) him once again after such a long absence that ın the confusıon she drops TLW. After exchanging a few pleasantries they part company as NL has to keep runnıng away with TLW. As she speeds off ınto Hyperspace though, little does she realıse that TLW ıs now fırmly entrenched ın Champos' backpocket...

[Nolamom]

As she speeds off ınto Hyperspace though, little does she realıse that TLW ıs now fırmly entrenched ın Champos' backpocket...

Unfortunately for Champos, he missed the part about Fluffy being a great pickpocket. Too late, Champos realizes that TLW no longer resides in his backpocket...

[Crazedwraith]

...but In CW's pocket as he beamed it there moments before Fluffy apparently stole Champo's Wallet. (Look at that pic that is not TLW Fluffy is nabbing i tells ya!)

EDIT: Typos and clarifcation of post.

[Bagpuss]

Speaking of pickpockets,....FHB has sneaked up behind CW and filched TLW "Artful Dodger Style" (TM) !!

FHB and TLW Beam away .................................

[Norlioness]

.... and when NL issues invitations to a get-together party, FHB brings TLW and MG-1 to the party. Oh, look... some of the other TLW hunters are here too. Hello, guys - long time no see ((all)). Lots of food, drinks and good company!! And TLW, MG-1, EG-1, KG-1 and DG-1 even had a rather loud side-party of their own. When the party ended, FHB left, and having had such a great time, forgot to take TLW with her. Finders keepers, huh?

[Crazedwraith]

Finders keepers indeed. Well done for finding it Kettch. *Pats the loyal Ewok Lt.*

[SeaBee]

SB's 14 rottweilers (RG-1), highly annoyed at being left off the guest list, decide to go completely Disney!

They issue a curse which puts everybody at the party to sleep and take TLW from the slumbering Kettch.

Then, as they leave, they cause a 200 metre high thorny hedge to grow around the entire building, and get a dragon freind of theirs to guard the door!

They then deliver TLW to SB.

MWAHAHAHAHAHA!

Now who wants to be kissed by a handsom prince?

[Sela]

SB's 14 rottweilers (RG-1), highly annoyed at being left off the guest list, decide to go completely Disney!

They issue a curse which puts everybody at the party to sleep and take TLW from the slumbering Kettch.

Then, as they leave, they cause a 200 metre high thorny hedge to grow around the entire building, and get a dragon freind of theirs to guard the door!

They then deliver TLW to SB.

MWAHAHAHAHAHA!

Now who wants to be kissed by a handsom prince?

Steeling herself for the task, Sela plants a big wet one on SB which makes his toes curl and his muscles go weak. This causes him to drop TLW which Sela picks up. She stops briefly to check SB's pulse and reassured that he's not dead, just unconcious, walks unhurridly out the door to where her cadre of heavily armed ex-SP's are waiting to take her to the waiting transport.

[Nolamom]

walks unhurridly out the door to where her cadre of heavily armed ex-SP's are waiting to take her to the waiting transport.

Too bad for Sela, the ex-SP's have been inveigeled by the wiley Fluffy and are only too willing to wrest TLW from her and award it to the adorable pooch. (Besides excellent pickpocketing skills, Fluffy took a course in hypnotism!)

[Sela]

Too bad for Sela, the ex-SP's have been inveigeled by the wiley Fluffy and are only too willing to wrest TLW from her and award it to the adorable pooch. (Besides excellent pickpocketing skills, Fluffy took a course in hypnotism!)

"Alas!" Sela cried in despair, "I am no match for Fluffy the Destroyer!" And she sat in the corner and wept bitter tears.

[Norlioness]

NL's Charmed friends, Piper, Phoebe and Paige came a-calling and found everyone asleep under the dastardly spell of RG-1. The Charmed Ones cast a spell of their own, and everyone awakes and the thorny growth disappears. The fearsome dragon turns out to be none other than another cousin of DG-1, twice removed, named Priscilla and the dragons hugged and exchanged news.

NL is sorry that RG-1 was not invited to the party . Didn't even know that SB had a team, but they are a wiley bunch, SB. Oooooh, gotta watch out for them.

Aww, poor Sela - here's a cuppa tea and a nice slice of chocolate cake.

NL is off again tracking TLW and finally finds TLW with Fluffy. NL is in a dilemma, should she take TLW away from such a cute puppy? YES!!! *snatches TLW from Fluffy* and NL sprints happily away with TLW.

[Crazedwraith]

SB's 14 rottweilers (RG-1), highly annoyed at being left off the guest list, decide to go completely Disney!

They issue a curse which puts everybody at the party to sleep and take TLW from the slumbering Kettch.

Then, as they leave, they cause a 200 metre high thorny hedge to grow around the entire building, and get a dragon freind of theirs to guard the door!

They then deliver TLW to SB.

MWAHAHAHAHAHA!

Now who wants to be kissed by a handsom prince?

Considering everybody has already left the Party at this point. SB is obviously delusional. Kettch still has TLW, and the rest of EG-1 gently force SB in to the nearest luny bin. I hope you get the treatment you deserve SB.