The Last Word

[Droops]

This is to announce that Droops now officially has TLW.

You may all return to your seats now.

[FoolishPleasure]

The Droops announcement was bogus propaganda aired by CBS. I now take the last word!

[Crazedwraith]

FP is busy congratuling her (him?) self on her cunning ness. (Twas a move so cunning you could stick a tail on it and call it a weasel) when a large heavy wok lands on the back of her (his? ) Head. In the slight onfusion this cause CW pops out of nowhere graps TLW and disspaears with it back to nowhere.

[iLemon]

*cuts off everyones hands* now noone can have it except me!!!! *insert evil maniacle laughter*

[Crazedwraith]

how can you cut something off that's nowhere?
MKG says oh and TLW reappears in CW's lap in nowhere in a puff of logic.

[FoolishPleasure]

Full sensor scan shows CrazedWraith hiding in the men's room. HER royal highness (me) intrudes, grabs TLW and disappears down the drain.

[iLemon]

*destroys everyones keyboards* ha! now its mine!!!

[Crazedwraith]

Again since i can still type this message you are wrong. Thus TLW teleports it self via a puff of logic nback to it rightful owner, FP. Or at least tries to in mid puff, CW's transporter beams it directly back to him. He takes it and runs fora better hiding place. Why MKG and FP are stil lconfused and don't know who's got it.

[FoolishPleasure]

Possessing magnificant mental cosmic abilities, FP does not need a keyboard, mentally shoves MKG out of the way and finds CW hiding behind the Barbie display at Toys R Us. In total humiliation, CW coughs up TLW. It is MINE again.

[iLemon]

uses powers of the 'thing' to bring TLW here and FP gets eaten by a wraith

[FoolishPleasure]

FP and the Wraith honeymoon in Maui and FP uses his "stunner" to whack MKG and claim TLW in the name of universal peace.

[Droops]

uses powers of the 'thing' to bring TLW here and FP gets eaten by a wraith

Uh oh, the THING!

[FoolishPleasure]

Looks at Droops' baby pic. . .faints and drops TLW!

[shovar]

which shovar picks up and drives off with in the cadbury creme egg car!

[Sela]

Wondering what the hell everyone has been smoking, Sela takes the precaution of putting on her gas mask and throws into the thread a case of various brands of munchies. While all of the others are jumping onto the munchies, Sela scoops up TLW, puts a specially made gas mask on him and takes off into the night.