The Female Thread Of Femaleness

[aretood2]

Yes. I am also sending for the ECDC, the BCDC, CCDC, INS, NCDC, and WHO. But I haven't heard back from them yet.

[jelgate]

Why are we sending immigration?

[Anja]

*finds PH and ties her up*

Prepare the industrial grade tub

*unties PH*

[aretood2]

Why are we sending immigration?

Not that INS, the Instituto Nacional de Salud.

[Pharaoh Hamenthotep]

Salad!

*hides*

[aretood2]

*Calls in the Nutritionists*

[jelgate]

*Calls in the Nutritionists*

*appears*

You need more bacon in your diet

[Annoyed]

That is about the last thing you will ever hear a nutritionist say.
As far as I can tell, their entire job can be boiled down to 1 sentence.

If it tastes good, and you want to eat it, it's bad for you.

[jelgate]

PH, he is doing it again

[aretood2]

But I like apples

[jelgate]

Then you can bake us an apple pie

[aretood2]

I'm saving those for July 4th.

[jelgate]

So you can flirt with the ladies?

[Pharaoh Hamenthotep]

*rolls up newspaper*

[jelgate]

*sprays soap on PH*