The Female Thread Of Femaleness

[Nolamom]

Of course I look fat! Every woman knows that she looks fat - even if she weighs under 100lbs and looks like a refugee from a concentration camp

[jelgate]

Of course I look fat! Every woman knows that she looks fat - even if she weighs under 100lbs and looks like a refugee from a concentration camp

Great Grandma, is that you?

[Anja]

I used the female-English dictionary to tell Nola that she looks fat

You are such a nice sweetie, Jelly, what would the world do without you?

[Annoyed]

Incredible - you can buy that one here as well.
I don't understand why males need sth like that.
Living in one country we do talk the same language, don't we?

Not really. Men are from Mars, Women from Venus, remember? Totally different thought patterns and languages.

[Pharaoh Hamenthotep]

PH is from Hamenthotepia..

[Annoyed]

Well, we always knew she was neither of the known genders.

[Pharaoh Hamenthotep]

Jel is from Jelgatia..

[Anja]

So there are worlds except Mars, Venus and Earth. I read the book you mentioned - do you believe that stuff???
By the way - what happens when people from Hamenthotepia meet sb from Jelgatia?

[Pharaoh Hamenthotep]

We drink rum.

[Annoyed]

And of course, rum leads to..... What happens then?

[Pharaoh Hamenthotep]

*shakes cane at Annoyed* Stay off my lawn!!

[Annoyed]

*shakes cane at Annoyed* Stay off my lawn!!

Danged kids... I'm older than you by a good bit! *shakes walker at PH* Get off my lawn!

[Pharaoh Hamenthotep]

It's my lawn!! *raises cane* Charge!!!! *shuffles towards Annoyed*

[jelgate]

*trips Annoyed*

He has fallen and can't get up

[Annoyed]

It's my lawn!! *raises cane* Charge!!!! *shuffles towards Annoyed*

No, it's my lawn!! I was here first! *watches as PH tumbles into the hidden moat*