The Female Thread Of Femaleness

[Dr Weir]

Oooh, what does it look like?

It has a black and white Indian pattern, with straps and flows out. I can't be bothered to take photo and upload it here.

I come bearing gifts!

Don't tempt me. I'm on a diet! It's bad enough people keep placing chocolates in the office every week!

[Kelt'ar]

Ya'll wanna tell me why your thread is growing faster than ours?

[chocolate_muffin]

Don't tempt me. I'm on a diet! It's bad enough people keep placing chocolates in the office every week!

Oh... sorry

I should probably lay off the chocolate too... have to start looking for a wedding dress soon

[Pharaoh Hamenthotep]

Ya'll wanna tell me why your thread is growing faster than ours?

Because you're all posting in here?

[SoulReaver]

[B][COLOR="Magenta"]Because he's experiencing menarche.

just gettin' in touch with my feminine side

[wraith queen inga]

Well, we stay out of your gross "manly" thread, boys.

why cant you stay out of ours?

[Jynjyr]

Ya'll wanna tell me why your thread is growing faster than ours?

Because we're ..... better ..... than you? Faster, smarter, prettier, chatty.

[Jynjyr]

*sighs* I'm hoping the 'pause' part of menopause kicks in soon. Maybe then my hormones will stop doing the samba and I'll stop making use of the steel toes of the combat boots.
At least I don't punch the brick walls of the house anymore - kick them instead. The steel really helps to cushion the toesies.

I've told you before, dear. Mother Nature is a b**ch!

*post a sign on the side of the house*

[Dr Weir]

Well, we stay out of your gross "manly" thread, boys.

why cant you stay out of ours?

Eww that thread is full of burping, farts and body hair!

[Dr Weir]

Ya'll wanna tell me why your thread is growing faster than ours?

It's more interesting.

Oh... sorry

I should probably lay off the chocolate too... have to start looking for a wedding dress soon

When is the big day? What kind of dress are you looking for?

It seems like everyone but me at work is getting married (if not already). The preparation sounds quite complex though. :/

just gettin' in touch with my feminine side

Good for you!

[SoulReaver]

we stay out of your gross "manly" thread, boys.

oh ?
from 1st to last page, you're wrong (difference is, we don't complain -_-)

[SoulReaver]

Because we're ..... better ..... than you? Faster, smarter, prettier, chatty.

no contest there

that thread is full of burping

not our fault (it's the beer)

[wraith queen inga]

oh ?
from 1st to last page, you're wrong (difference is, we don't complain -_-)

at least I stay out of your thread.

[jelgate]

at least I stay out of your thread.

Contrary to popular belief just because you created a thread doesn't mean you have any say in who gets to post in it. Actually IIRC telling someone to leave a thread is grounds for moderation. As long as SoulRe@ver is not breaking any forum rules he has every right to post in this thread wheither you like it or not. And if you think he is breaking rules I suggest you report him or PM a mod

*returns to lurking*

[chocolate_muffin]

When is the big day? What kind of dress are you looking for?

It seems like everyone but me at work is getting married (if not already). The preparation sounds quite complex though. :/Good for you!

I'm hoping my mother-in-law will be way more excited about it than me and hijack the preparations

The big day will hopefully be a small day and will take place in approximately a year. I'm looking for a dress that doesn't make me look like a layer-cake and is not white... but still looks wedding-ish. Will be difficult