How Many Forum Members Does It Take To Change A Lightbulb...?

[PG15]

Zero.

Who cares about a lightbulb? We have cast changes to complain about!

[_WraithQueen_]

Zero.

Who cares about a lightbulb? We have cast changes to complain about!

But then if there are no lightbulbs, how will we see the new people?!?!?

[PG15]

Ah, now you've seen into the heart of their plan!

[Nolamom]

If a flame is enclosed in a glass, such as a lantern, does it become a lightbulb?

pollster forgot florescent light tubes

feeling urge to post pics of lightbulbs now...

[wurlitzer153]

[Morbo]

1 person to post about it.
500 people to report the post to a mod.
5 mods to delete the post and hand out infractions.
500 more people to kiss the mods butt for deleting the post.
the lightbulb is still out.

[wurlitzer153]

The same member who bumped the thread after 8 months to return and ask how many members it takes to change the light bulbs in his sig.

[Morbo]

i just re-read my post above and was totally impressed by how awesome it is.

[wurlitzer153]

The same member again to warn about bumping the bulb and crossing the filament, which will make the bulb brighter but seriously decrease its life.

[Morbo]

srsly, my post is pure gold.

[Morbo]

in case you didn't notice, i wasn't bumping it.
but everytime i saw it, i was reminded by how awesome the post was.

[scifithinker]

How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Fish.

[wurlitzer153]

That same member to again bump and complain about lightbulbs unscrewing themselves.

Then to brag about how tall he is and can rescrew it in without a ladder.

[Madeleine]

There ought to be some sort of MP lightbulb joke....

How many Members of Parliament does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one. But the MP's whole family help change the decor to match the new lightbulb, paid from his parliamentary expense account.

[AvatarIII]

How many local people does it take to change a lightbulb?

Spoiler:

Twelvety?