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Greened whom I could, now time for some humor....
"BUMPER STICKERS: we can't go on the road without some good traffic reading matiral for the other drivers, here's a good one, "Look out for the idiot behind me" here's another, "Lunatic at the wheel" and the three most embarrasing words EVER: Baby on Board; what this means is that somebody has a child and wants to tel lthe world about it, you know what I do? I run them into the nearst powerline pole, shake that kid around, let him grow up with a sense of reality. Really all the baby people are trying to tell us is "we now you are a crappy driver but because we have a child with us we would like for you to shape up and dive nicely."
At least it is nicer for that then having to worry about paying tolls. Now New Jersy should be renamed to Toll Booth Capitol of the World. You can't even back out of your own driveway and not have some college student sticking a hand in your face for a dollar fifty"
~George Carlin, may you rest in peace
This is the Assassin's Way part 17 complete
"Elegant beauty is Nature. but only for the gentle and soft Flower" ~Hu Ge
"The one thing every new hairstylist must learn is how to do hair in a combat zone!" Bob; owner of Bob & Weave's Combat Salon in Red Dust Club, an original story currently in progress
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