1. I airlock those Smilin' Bob commercials for Enzyte (or whatever it is).
2. I airlock headaches.
3. I airlock the neighbor's garage band that plays so loud (even though they are so bad) after I've put the kids to bed.
4. I airlock "Aunt Flo" (If you don't know what that is, don't ask. You don't want to know. Trust me.)
5. I airlock food sensitivities. (I'm hungry and we need to go to the grocery.)
6. I airlock diapers that don't hold... (well you know what they're supposed to hold.)
7. I airlock nightmares. The night before last, I dreamt my Mom wanted to kill me for the insurance. And last night I dreamt I was dating Obama. Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaagh!!!
8. I airlock health insurance that won't let you have meds that you need until you jump through hoops and kill someone to prove you need it.
9. I airlock doctors' policy that won't refill prescriptions in less than 48 hours.
10. I airlock doctors' schedules that ask you to arrive 15 min early and then make you wait an additional hour or more!
P.S. That's some imagery there Pookey!
2. I airlock headaches.
3. I airlock the neighbor's garage band that plays so loud (even though they are so bad) after I've put the kids to bed.
4. I airlock "Aunt Flo" (If you don't know what that is, don't ask. You don't want to know. Trust me.)
5. I airlock food sensitivities. (I'm hungry and we need to go to the grocery.)
6. I airlock diapers that don't hold... (well you know what they're supposed to hold.)
7. I airlock nightmares. The night before last, I dreamt my Mom wanted to kill me for the insurance. And last night I dreamt I was dating Obama. Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaagh!!!
8. I airlock health insurance that won't let you have meds that you need until you jump through hoops and kill someone to prove you need it.
9. I airlock doctors' policy that won't refill prescriptions in less than 48 hours.
10. I airlock doctors' schedules that ask you to arrive 15 min early and then make you wait an additional hour or more!
P.S. That's some imagery there Pookey!
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