Ultimate Stargate Pick-Up Lines

[Kip_Cathey_Furlings_are_Cats]

Wow. This thread is the best thing I've read in AGES.

"Nice staff weapon. Does it work?"
"The Asguard don't know what they are missing. Let's show them."
"It's not the size of the ship, but the location of the gate!"

Yes, I know, lame, but isn't that a requirement of all pick-up lines? I mean, come on. Since when have you heard a good one.

*Defending myself is pointless.* They suck.

[emily_reich]

ROFLMAO!!! this is the hardest i've laughed in AGES!!!

(a special treat for the shep thunkers among us ) "i'd ride in your cockpit anytime!"


*bad thoughts, bad thoughts... stopping now!*

[SaharaGate]

Ok these are REALLY terrible variations on a terrible, tasteless, gutter theme

You have been warned


So. Can I jump in your puddle?

Wanna splash in my puddle?

I'll be the gate, you be the puddlejumper

[emily_reich]

Ok these are REALLY terrible variations on a terrible, tasteless, gutter theme

You have been warned


So. Can I jump in your puddle?

Wanna splash in my puddle?

I'll be the gate, you be the puddlejumper

well the first two sound innocent OUT OF CONTEXT the third one has no chance!! " " indeed

[Wandering Tamer]

How about:

my staff weapon doesn't miss it's mark.

my gate can dial eight chevrons. wanna see?

[Egeria]

How's this

You don't need no hand device, cos my staff weapon's all zat

It might be small but one shot from my zat will leave you stunned

[Kip_Cathey_Furlings_are_Cats]

I want to know who has actually met another fan and had these used on them... THAT would be funny!

The conventions will never be the same...

Ahem. Back to the topic.

[macktheknife]

Have you heard of Atlantis?
Because you made me Rise.

[SaharaGate]

How's this

You don't need no hand device, cos my staff weapon's all zat

It might be small but one shot from my zat will leave you stunned

LMAO!

They are brilliant

very clever

[emily_reich]

a revival!!


"I want to have your harsesis."

[Wandering Tamer]

These are gonna sound pretty bad.

"I an unas. I'll sit by your fire for as long as it takes." <yeah, that was bad>
"This is my gateship. It was made to go through your 'gate."
"I joined the military for you. Now I'm always at attention."

ok, now, I'm done.

[Kip_Cathey_Furlings_are_Cats]

Have you heard of Atlantis?
Because you made me Rise.

Thats good!

[lionel_pendergast_rocks]

So... lunch?

(i cant count how many times thats been used on the show)


So, do want to lock all nine chevrons or what?

(thats lame)

[trakandhoax]

heaven's idc recieved, step through my gate


lol, bad I know