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    *steals SGF's jello shield*

    Through incest I got this:
    Build a man a fire and he'll be warm for a night. Set a man on fire and he'll be warm the rest of his life.
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      Originally posted by AtlantisRules!!! View Post
      *steals SGF's jello shield*

      Through incest I got this:
      *forgets to steal the on/off button* Mwahahahahaha
      People assume that time is a strict progression of cause to effect, but *actually* from a non-linear, non-subjective viewpoint... it happens to kinda look like the name 'Jeremy Bearimy' in cursive English.

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        Yay, the show continues. *munches popcorn*
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          Originally posted by stargatefan234 View Post
          *forgets to steal the on/off button* Mwahahahahaha
          ...*braks the shield transmitter* *begins jello bombardment*
          Build a man a fire and he'll be warm for a night. Set a man on fire and he'll be warm the rest of his life.
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            Originally posted by AtlantisRules!!! View Post
            ...*braks the shield transmitter* *begins jello bombardment*
            using only a pencil and a drop of pure Macgyver blood I both create a 2nd shield transmitter to protect me and summon the forces of darkness to aid in my fight. MWAHAHAHAHAHA.
            People assume that time is a strict progression of cause to effect, but *actually* from a non-linear, non-subjective viewpoint... it happens to kinda look like the name 'Jeremy Bearimy' in cursive English.

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              Originally posted by stargatefan234 View Post
              using only a pencil and a drop of pure Macgyver blood I both create a 2nd shield transmitter to protect me and summon the forces of darkness to aid in my fight. MWAHAHAHAHAHA.
              *Summons MacGyvers one true rival, Chuck Norris*
              Build a man a fire and he'll be warm for a night. Set a man on fire and he'll be warm the rest of his life.
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                Originally posted by AtlantisRules!!! View Post
                *Summons MacGyvers one true rival, Chuck Norris*
                but you forget, Macgyver has defeated Chuck Norris before by constructing a gigantic Stay-Puft Marshmallow (as described previously)

                Norris repeatedly tried to use roundhouse kicks against the marshmallow man, but they harmlessly bounced off. He eventually passed out from exhaustion.
                People assume that time is a strict progression of cause to effect, but *actually* from a non-linear, non-subjective viewpoint... it happens to kinda look like the name 'Jeremy Bearimy' in cursive English.

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                  Unconcscious, not dead e's conscious now And ticked. *chuck Norris roundhoused kicks the forces of darkness*
                  Build a man a fire and he'll be warm for a night. Set a man on fire and he'll be warm the rest of his life.
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                    Originally posted by AtlantisRules!!! View Post
                    Unconcscious, not dead e's conscious now And ticked. *chuck Norris roundhoused kicks the forces of darkness*
                    using a colostomy bag, two triple 'A' batteries and a pair of sunglasses I send Chuck Norris to the darkest of the dark worlds
                    People assume that time is a strict progression of cause to effect, but *actually* from a non-linear, non-subjective viewpoint... it happens to kinda look like the name 'Jeremy Bearimy' in cursive English.

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                      *Gets some Cookies and Soda and Sits Back Down*

                      **Clicks**
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                        Originally posted by stargatefan234 View Post
                        using a colostomy bag, two triple 'A' batteries and a pair of sunglasses I send Chuck Norris to the darkest of the dark worlds
                        *Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks the planet, it flies towards Earth and crashes into the moon*
                        Build a man a fire and he'll be warm for a night. Set a man on fire and he'll be warm the rest of his life.
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                          Originally posted by AtlantisRules!!! View Post
                          *Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks the planet, it flies towards Earth and crashes into the moon*
                          Ok... That Happened... Will Anyone Miss The Moon?
                          People assume that time is a strict progression of cause to effect, but *actually* from a non-linear, non-subjective viewpoint... it happens to kinda look like the name 'Jeremy Bearimy' in cursive English.

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                            Originally posted by stargatefan234 View Post
                            Ok... That Happened... Will Anyone Miss The Moon?
                            Those hopeless romantics who lke to look at it. *chuck norris jumps fomr the wreakage of the moon and lands in the battle*
                            Build a man a fire and he'll be warm for a night. Set a man on fire and he'll be warm the rest of his life.
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                              *grabs Gummi Bears, cookies and some soda and finds a good seat*


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                                Originally posted by AtlantisRules!!! View Post
                                Those hopeless romantics who lke to look at it. *chuck norris jumps fomr the wreakage of the moon and lands in the battle*
                                I construct a reverse infinity bomb out of a calculator, some pie, and Macgyvers knowledge of everything to remove Chuck Norris from existence.
                                People assume that time is a strict progression of cause to effect, but *actually* from a non-linear, non-subjective viewpoint... it happens to kinda look like the name 'Jeremy Bearimy' in cursive English.

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