GW Comedy Club

[FN-P90]

Ok first off i want to say sorry if this thread already excists.

Ok heres what you do, just tell start telling jokes, it can be any kind of joke, it can even be a ture story that has actully happend to you or some one you know.

Rules:

1. Keep it relativly clean thats the only rule
so i'll start off, sorry if you've heard this one

Spoiler:

Theres a Captian on a cruise ship who has a pet parrot, and the captian loves to go to the magic show every night but the parrot understands the show and will give everything away

*Brawok! he put it in jis coat Brawok! he put it up his sleve Brawok!

and the Magician hated this bird and one night the magician just snapped and pulled out a pistole and shot at the bird, hit a propane tank and blew the ship into a million piece, and out amoung the wrecage there are only 2 survivors, the magician and the parrot floting on a little piece of wood and the parrot said " OK i give up wheres the damn ship.

[Hiccups]

Hmmm, there is a thread called Stargate Jokes!!!!!, but it is Stargate related. How about this for a quick Wraith joke. I made it myself...

[Pharaoh Atem]

"cuts off hand"

[FN-P90]

wow this is old

[Pharaoh Atem]

2008 is now old ??

[Col.Foley]

Before the Dark Times, before the Empire