RVB Zombie plan
My brother and I were talking about zombies... and we began discussing our zombie plans.. it was rather fun...
Rules for Zombie plans
1. No surrendering
2. Grouping up is okay
3. "Somewhat" grounded in reality (Cuz I mean we're talking about zombies here)
4. Weapons are strongly encouraged (but not required)
5. Running away and locking yourself in a cellar to cry like a baby is okay (I know because that's my plan F((As in we're totally)))
6. And no you can't use your "ancient/replicator/any other powers" to defeat them easily...
7. No suicide
8. No nuclear bombs.. those will kill you too.. the goal is to survive
9. No hiring ninja's to kill them all off (because we all know my mighty race could easily kill zombies..)
10. No penguins
"zombies are generally undead corpses brought back from the dead by supernatural or scientific means, and are rarely under anyone's direct control. They typically have very limited intelligence, and hunger for the flesh of the living."- Wikipedia
My personal plan A is to drink four gallons of zombie blood.. it worked in a dream I had once... Plan B is to find a cryogenic chamber and freeze myself for a thousand years...
My brothers plan A is fortify a Wal*Mart with stolen stuff from a local hardware store.. and burn zombies for fuel... and his plan B is to camp out at a house of mirrors.. that way when the zombies chase after him they'll get all confused and such... and their heads will explode...
All of these plans, however, are still circumstantial.. for we know very little about zombies... still it pays to be prepared...
This had been a public service announcement... courtesy of Commander Jumper.. worlds greatest ninja... and the Cake.. which is, after all, not really a lie.
My brother and I were talking about zombies... and we began discussing our zombie plans.. it was rather fun...
Rules for Zombie plans
1. No surrendering
2. Grouping up is okay
3. "Somewhat" grounded in reality (Cuz I mean we're talking about zombies here)
4. Weapons are strongly encouraged (but not required)
5. Running away and locking yourself in a cellar to cry like a baby is okay (I know because that's my plan F((As in we're totally)))
6. And no you can't use your "ancient/replicator/any other powers" to defeat them easily...
7. No suicide
8. No nuclear bombs.. those will kill you too.. the goal is to survive
9. No hiring ninja's to kill them all off (because we all know my mighty race could easily kill zombies..)
10. No penguins
"zombies are generally undead corpses brought back from the dead by supernatural or scientific means, and are rarely under anyone's direct control. They typically have very limited intelligence, and hunger for the flesh of the living."- Wikipedia
My personal plan A is to drink four gallons of zombie blood.. it worked in a dream I had once... Plan B is to find a cryogenic chamber and freeze myself for a thousand years...
My brothers plan A is fortify a Wal*Mart with stolen stuff from a local hardware store.. and burn zombies for fuel... and his plan B is to camp out at a house of mirrors.. that way when the zombies chase after him they'll get all confused and such... and their heads will explode...
All of these plans, however, are still circumstantial.. for we know very little about zombies... still it pays to be prepared...
This had been a public service announcement... courtesy of Commander Jumper.. worlds greatest ninja... and the Cake.. which is, after all, not really a lie.
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