Cowpantism

[Ukko]

Everyone wants their own bot, but PH only has so much time...

Then she needs more watches.

[Pharaoh Hamenthotep]

Then she needs more watches.

Or a more powerful computer... It would really help speed things up...

[Ukko]

Or a more powerful computer... It would really help speed things up...

I only have access to watches.

[jelgate]

Or a more powerful computer... It would really help speed things up...

I've got an idea.

*smacks computer with hammar*

Use your warinity and say your computer was destroyed by a maniac

[Nolamom]

warranties don't normally cover maniacal acts

[jelgate]

What about insurance.

*hits Nola with hammar*

[Pharaoh Hamenthotep]

Mappopism is a false religion with a powerless figurehead. I propose the only true god, cowpants. He is the person who keeps this forum going. I bow to you cowpants. The only poster who deserves to be worshiped.

Cow might reappear if Cow has more worshippers...

[Lilith]

i am a bad worshipper -hangs head in shame- i was one of the original disciples of Cowpantism, and yet i only nao discovered this thread....

[Nolamom]

all is forgiven - now say two hail Ukkos and make the sign of drunkenness

[Lilith]

all is forgiven - now say two hail Ukkos and make the sign of drunkenness

-pelts ukko w/ golf ball sized hail-

[Pharaoh Hamenthotep]

You must now milk Cow..