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**jelgate** · 15 November 2016, 02:37 AM

Smelly is PH's department

**Pharaoh Hamenthotep** · 15 November 2016, 07:18 AM

Lies!!

I shower once a month whether I need to or not!

**jelgate** · 15 November 2016, 09:22 AM

Hence why you smell

**Anja** · 16 November 2016, 01:51 AM

Originally posted by Pharaoh Hamenthotep View Post

Lies!!

I shower once a month whether I need to or not!

That often???

**Annoyed** · 16 November 2016, 03:10 AM

I think the sewer dept. limits the amount of toxic waste she can put down the drains....

**jelgate** · 16 November 2016, 08:47 AM

That's not how sanitation works

**Anja** · 17 November 2016, 01:19 AM

Originally posted by jelgate View Post

That's not how sanitation works

Then why are you not allowed to shower at all?

**jelgate** · 17 November 2016, 09:01 AM

Huh?

**Anja** · 18 November 2016, 01:32 AM

Why is there a deadly threat to the environment when you take a shower - there must be a reason why they forbid it!

**jelgate** · 18 November 2016, 02:39 AM

You're thinking of PH

**Pharaoh Hamenthotep** · 18 November 2016, 02:51 AM

Originally posted by Anja View Post

Then why are you not allowed to shower at all?

Jel is made of rum...

*pokes Jel with a straw*

**jelgate** · 18 November 2016, 08:45 AM

PH is made of cookies

**Annoyed** · 18 November 2016, 08:48 AM

And I'm wondering what's in those cookies.

**jelgate** · 18 November 2016, 08:56 AM

Knowing PH, nuts

**Pharaoh Hamenthotep** · 18 November 2016, 09:24 AM

Originally posted by jelgate View Post

Knowing PH, nuts

Chocolate chips..

I'm not a monster..

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