The Jelgate Fanclub

[Nolamom]

yes, I've been meaning to speak to you about that - the police want their cruiser back

[jelgate]

They can have it back when I am done playing a practical joke on the FBI

[Nolamom]

the FBI does not take kindly to jokes - practical or otherwise

*makes report to Homeland Security*

[jelgate]

And the police do?

[Nolamom]

they are required to have more of a sense of humor - they have to deal with you in the drunk tank

[jelgate]

Please. I am on every most wanted list none to man and a I few known to the underwater sea people

[The Flyattractor]

Ahhh to be young and wanted again..

[jelgate]

Or to be old and shipped to a nursing home.

On a serious note I have a great uncle and aunt who really need to be in a nursing home but are too proud to admit they can not care for themselves anymore

[The Flyattractor]

............Ok. Any comment that I could make after that would not be .......appreciated by others so I won't make it.

[Nolamom]

there are assisted living facilities wherein they could have their own "apartment" with a maid and dining facilities as desired and a caregiver checking on them regularly.

[jelgate]

............Ok. Any comment that I could make after that would not be .......appreciated by others so I won't make it.

Thats how I win. I make other feel uncomfortable

[The Flyattractor]

there are assisted living facilities wherein they could have their own "apartment" with a maid and dining facilities as desired and a caregiver checking on them regularly.

*buys gray hair wig and draws on some wrinkles* Sounds good to me.

Thats how I win. I make other feel uncomfortable

Yeah... I tend make others hate me so I bite my tongue.

[jelgate]

Everyone hates me. Except for aretood for reasons I can not explain

[Nolamom]

aw, poor Jel. At least I haven't blown up your head like Billy

[Pharaoh Hamenthotep]

Everyone hates me. Except for aretood for reasons I can not explain

I'm sure Cow still likes you..