what would you buy with a million dollars? here's what i'd by:
A house
Furniture for the house (such as a chesterfield or an ottoman)
A Plymouth Reliant K-Car
A tree fort
A little tiny fridge to put in the tree fort, (containing pre-wrapped sausages)
A fake fur coat (because a real fur coat would be cruel)
An exotic pet (such as a llama or emu)
The remains of John (Joseph) Merrick (the "Elephant Man")
A limousine to drive to the store
Kraft Dinner (and fancy ketchup - dijon ketchup - to go with it)
A fake green dress for someone(because a real green dress would be cruel)
Some art (a Picasso or a Garfunkel)
a monkey (haven't you always wanted a monkey?)
A house
Furniture for the house (such as a chesterfield or an ottoman)
A Plymouth Reliant K-Car
A tree fort
A little tiny fridge to put in the tree fort, (containing pre-wrapped sausages)
A fake fur coat (because a real fur coat would be cruel)
An exotic pet (such as a llama or emu)
The remains of John (Joseph) Merrick (the "Elephant Man")
A limousine to drive to the store
Kraft Dinner (and fancy ketchup - dijon ketchup - to go with it)
A fake green dress for someone(because a real green dress would be cruel)
Some art (a Picasso or a Garfunkel)
a monkey (haven't you always wanted a monkey?)
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