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**jelgate** · 19 July 2017, 05:29 AM

GF is a teacher

**aretood2** · 19 July 2017, 07:50 AM

He loves teachers so much he married one

**jelgate** · 19 July 2017, 08:02 AM

He is a stay at home dad. She naps at work and he naps during the day when the kids are at mom's work copying the answer book.

**aretood2** · 19 July 2017, 08:25 AM

*adopts self into GF's family* He's my dad now

**jelgate** · 19 July 2017, 08:31 AM

I'd ask him for a pet kangaroo

**squirrely1** · 19 July 2017, 02:06 PM

I want a dingo!

**jelgate** · 19 July 2017, 02:29 PM

I want an Australian knife

**squirrely1** · 19 July 2017, 02:51 PM

*gives him a knife* Now make those dingos into boots

**Gatefan1976** · 19 July 2017, 02:56 PM

That's not a knife, and why did you skin a corgi?

**Gatefan1976** · 19 July 2017, 02:57 PM

Originally posted by jelgate View Post

GF is a teacher

*slaps jel with a mallet*
I demand satisfaction!!

**Gatefan1976** · 19 July 2017, 02:58 PM

Originally posted by aretood2 View Post

*adopts self into GF's family* He's my dad now

Go mow the lawn son.

**squirrely1** · 19 July 2017, 03:01 PM

Originally posted by Gatefan1976 View Post

That's not a knife, and why did you skin a corgi?

**Gatefan1976** · 19 July 2017, 03:03 PM

Yes yes, where is my banjo you hick.

**jelgate** · 19 July 2017, 03:11 PM

Originally posted by Gatefan1976 View Post

Go mow the lawn son.

Make him do it the old fashioned way with the goat

**jelgate** · 19 July 2017, 03:12 PM

Originally posted by Gatefan1976 View Post

Yes yes, where is my banjo you hick.

I was using it when I was making moonshine

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