Ban the poster above!

[humanityspotential]

^ semi ruthless ban with explosive tumors

[SoulReaver]

^ cluster-ban
(special ban that splits into several smart mini-bans that target ^ and all posters above ^ (except for <))

[Alteran of Atlantis]

^banned for trying to ban everyone at the same time

[SoulReaver]

^banned because < didn't try, < did

[Alteran of Atlantis]

^banned. So you think...

[Dr Weir]

^^ banned because you failed.

^ banned because this music is skewed up!

[Alteran of Atlantis]

^banned. Skewed up?

[humanityspotential]

^ banned because inventing words is a perfectly ligitimate pastime

[SoulReaver]

^banned because < can't decide if ^'s spellin misteaks were delibrate or not

[humanityspotential]

^ banned my spelling mistakes are always legitimate

[Dr Weir]

^ banned for contradiction.

[Alteran of Atlantis]

^^banned for making spelling mstakes
^banned for cutting me

[SoulReaver]

^ banned my spelling mistakes are always legitimate

^^^banned because "legitimate spelling mistakes" imply the existence of illegitimate correct spelling, which is absurd

edit
^ & ^^ banned for same reason as ^

[humanityspotential]

^ banned for taking so long to realise how absurd I am - it's a family trait

[Alteran of Atlantis]

^^banned. Grammar freak.
^banned for being absurd