Ban the poster above!

[Livestick]

^banned because it's fly. this should be expected from him

[mi_guard]

^banned for being in another time zone

[Livestick]

^banned for being in another country

[mi_guard]

^banned for still being a Chief Master Sergeant and not a SMURF

[Livestick]

^banned because there are no threads for me to post in to become a smurf

[mi_guard]

^banned because ^could just chose a random one and post a smiley or whatever

[Livestick]

^banned because that would be spam

[mi_guard]

^banned for being afraid of spamming

[Livestick]

^banned because that's what off topic chatter is for

[mi_guard]

^banned for sticking to the rules for the first time

[Livestick]

^banned because Livestick is a rule-abiding stick. Honest.

[mi_guard]

^banned because your nose is just growing

[Livestick]

^banned because Livestick isn't Pinocchio

[mi_guard]

^banned because a stick is made of wood exactly like Pinocchio

[Livestick]

^banned because stick figures aren't