Ban the poster above!

[jmoz]

^Banned for lack of imagination

[Ukko]

^ Banned because if you looked in the "Do < and say something" thread you'd see my imagination is occupied with more important things.

[jmoz]

^Banned for making me go look in another thread that'll take forever to load

[Ukko]

^ Banned for not making it load faster somehow.

[jmoz]

^Banned cause I've tried, disabled sig, avatar, pics, already had ad blocker

[Ukko]

^ Banned because when all else fails, kill someone. It wont fix the problem, but it'll make you feel big and tough.

[jmoz]

^Banned for volunteering

[Ukko]

^ Banned. Do your own dirty work.

[jmoz]

^Banned cause I'm taking your advice! Now come here, lets put a smile on that face.

[Ukko]

^ Banned for not having a sharp enough knife.

[jmoz]

^Banned cause blunt knife prolongs the fun?

[Ukko]

^ Banned because blunt kife = effort. Killing should be effortless.

[jmoz]

^Banned for putting so much effort to explain it

[Ukko]

^ Banned because i take pride in my work. Wether its a quick slice across the neck or slow torture, you gotta do it right. Otherwise, whats the point?

[Captain Lazlo]

The point is that bit usually stuck between your shoulder blades.