Rep Points, the Universe and Everything, Now with MAGNETS

[Guest]

*cackle* I'm blocked and bored. I want a distraction. If you are willing to part with a cabana boy or two, I might find something else to do...

[Gregorius]

Greg: "Who smacked me?" (meimei grins) "You again?! Why did you smack me this time?!"
meimei: " 'Cause you stole all the cookies."
Greg: "So what? I always steal anything edible in here."
meimei: "I wanted those chocolate cookies."
Greg: "You mean these cookies?" (Greg eats the cookies)
meimei: "You mean ...!" (Meimei tries to smack Greg, but Greg blocks her)
Tame: "Knock it off you two. Greg hand meimei some cookies, meimei make it up with Greg."
Greg: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
meimei and Tame: "Yessssssss!" (Greg gets hugged)
Greg: "You'll pay for this" (Greg crunches the cookies)
meimei: "He crunched the cookies!"
Tame: "You b*stard!"
Greg: "That's what you get for messing with me."
Tame: "You'll be sqeeze hugged for this."
meimei: "Can I join?"
Tame: "Sure the more the merrier" (Tame and meimei grin extremely evil)
Greg: "Are you sure?"
Tame: "Yes"
Greg: "Very well then" (Greg presses a button and Tame's shoe warehouses go up in flames)
Tame: "You .... You .... b*stard! That's no more chocolate for you!"
meimei: "You just didn't?!"
Greg: "Muahahahaha! Catch me if you can!" (Greg escapes to the Eternal Plothole)

[Guest]

Greg forgot one important point with the eternal plothole. I'm a writer.... *very big evil grin*

*Greg falls out of the eternal plothole and into Mei Mei's waiting arms*

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[Gregorius]

*Greg recalls the writer's block meimei's having and thus the plothole bends in a way Greg's protected from the hug*

[Guest]

Ah, but I'm only blocked on Keket's Curse. The Legend Of Greg is a whole 'nother story!

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[Gregorius]

Greg: "Damn you!" (Sees a clone getting sqeezed to death on a screen)
Nutty: "Such a brave clone he was."
Greg: "We must stop them."
Nutty: "I have a cunning plan."
Greg: "Spill it Lord Nut."
Nutty: "Nutty...Lord Nutty!"
Greg: "Yeah, whatever. Continue."
Nutty: "We'll use our HBG bombs, but we'll tape them to the huggers!"
Greg: "Great idea, and we'll sue GL as well to finance this endeavour."
Nutty: "Indeed, I'll start to make the phone calls."
Greg: "Excellent."
***
Meanwhile in the Hug zone.
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Tame: "Did you squeeze hug him?"
Meimei: "He escaped again! It was yet another clone."
Tame: "This cloning this is getting problematic, everytime we hug them it turns out to be one of their clones...we must device a way to hug the real Nutty and Greg."
Meimei: "Are you pondering what I am pondering Tame?"
Tame: "I think so, but enlighten me?"
Meimei: "We detonate hug bombs everywhere on GW."
Tame: "That's too much ground to cover, even with the help of all the thunkers and shippers. Besides the S/W and S/T shippers would kill each other before they'd complete their mission. No I think we need to send someone to Greg and Nutty."
Meimei: "But Tame! That means we'll have to venture in to the Shadowy realm of Shadow, the only place where even you can't hug!"
Tame: "I know...but sacrifices must be made...I suggest we send our best agent into those territories."
Meimei: "You mean the one your Theoretical Torturer has locked away?"
Tame: "Yes...we must send him there..., now come meimei and enjoy the company of chocolate and cabana boys"
meimei: "Chocolate covered cabana boys? Count me in!"
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And the plot thickens
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[TameFarrar]

I can't even think of anything to say here

I am laughing to hard...

Greg you are hilarious!!!!

(((((((((Greg))))))))(((((((((Lord Nut))))))))))))) hee hee

[Guest]

It really would be helpful to convince people of the authenticity of the transcript if Greg could spell cabana boy correctly...

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[Gregorius]

Nutty: "There go another two clones...Do those two even know how much those clones cost?!"
Greg: "I know...and our cash reserves are getting low too."
Nutty: "Sue GL"
Greg: "I did, but he's been declared bankrupt. We need a new cashcow..."
Nutty: "Or...we go back to Shadow's place and use her equipment..."
Greg: "We're not that low on cash yet...if only...I got it!"
Nutty: "What?!"
Greg: "We'll head over to the n00bs, newbies, shippers, anti and pros and steal their money."
Nutty: "How would you accomplish such a feat?"
Greg: "We bride a few people to start a flame war for us, and while they're doing that we steal the cash."
Nutty: "Excellent idea, and might I suggest we go after the mod's cash supply as well while they're trying to subdue the flame war?"
Greg: "Good suggestion, now lets make it so."
***
Meanwhile in the bunny zone
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Hats: "Here little bunny, come here. I've got some chocolate for you." (Bunny comes, Hats feeds it and it suddenly explodes)
Sela: "HATS! What happened?!"
Hats: "IT BURNS GET IT OFF ME!"
Sela: "HBG! Those b*stards! This time they went too far! Come Hats, I'll get you to Tame, she'll cure you."
***
Meanwhile in an undisclosed location
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Nutty: "It works!"
Greg: "So I see, the new acid HBG bombs are a great succes, we must begin mass production immediately."
Nutty: "You'd better go and proceed with plan X."
***
Back in the Hug Zone
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Tame: "Ahhhhh...a bit lower...mmmmm...Good boy Cam."
Meimei: "Tame, I love this place. Your cabana boys sure know how to treat us."
Tame: "Thank you." (Cabana boy #1 runs in)
#1: "Mistress Tame, there are two people here to see you."
Tame: "Who are they?"
#1: "Sela and Hats, the latter doesn't seem to be doing well."
Tame: "Send them in, now!" (Sela and Hats walk in) "What happened?"
Sela: "HBG bomb, it was hidden in a cute bunny and it exploded when Hats touched it."
Meimei: "Place her in the hug bath, it'll slow it down." (meimei looks at the wound) "This isn't ordinairy HBG..." (Alarms ring) "What's happening Tame?"
Tame: "The shoe warehouses are on fire again! Damn Greg, he must've done this! Quick we must go to put out those fires!" (Tame, Sela, meimei and all of the Cabana boys leave and Greg appears and walks to Hats)
Greg: "Sorry for bombing you but we had no choice" (Greg injects Hats with something and leaves)
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At the warehouses
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Tame: "A false alarm? But that's impossible, I suggest we stay here and investigate."
Sela: "We must return immediately to the hugging zone and help poor Hats."
Meimei: "I agree with Sela on this Tame, this new HBG must be analysed."
Tame: "Very well then..."
***
Meanwhile in the undisclosed location
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Nutty: "Did you succeed."
Greg: "Do you even doubt that?"
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And so it continious...
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[Hatusu]

[Guest]

OMG! Hats! Did you see what the Dippy Twins did to you????

For shame! For that, they both deserve a spanking.

*Mei Mei rummages around in the closet and comes out with a cat'o'nine*

Who's first?

[alaskannut]

OMG! Hats! Did you see what the Dippy Twins did to you????

For shame! For that, they both deserve a spanking.

*Mei Mei rummages around in the closet and comes out with a cat'o'nine*

Who's first?

Dammit Greg...what have you gotten me into now!!

[Hatusu]

OMG! Hats! Did you see what the Dippy Twins did to you????

For shame! For that, they both deserve a spanking.

*Mei Mei rummages around in the closet and comes out with a cat'o'nine*

Who's first?

Yes, I was absolutely speechless and wondered at the underlying (OK not so underlying) hostility Greggy has toward me. He sent out a booby trapped BUNNY to lure me. FOR SHAME!


Take my belt. It has a metal buckle.

No, even worse, send Greg this Giant Bunny trained to seek out and hop-on people smelling of Hug-Be-Gone until they are senseless.


I always said I had an evil side.

[Guest]

Dammit Greg...what have you gotten me into now!!

Come 'ere, Nutty, Nutty, Nutty...

*cackle*

[gatelover12]

They made me poor, however will little Frankie go to college now?