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Cogito ergo dubito.
"How happy are the astrologers if they tell one truth to a hundred lies, while other people lose all credibility if they tell one lie to a hundred truths." - Francesco Guicciardini
An escalator can never be broken, it can only become stairs. You never see "Escalator temporarily out of service." It's "Escalator temporarily stairs. Sorry for the convenience." - Mitch Hedberg
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Originally posted by gatelover12*Buys a bottle* Crap! my entire brain has been... *drools*
Cogito ergo dubito.
"How happy are the astrologers if they tell one truth to a hundred lies, while other people lose all credibility if they tell one lie to a hundred truths." - Francesco Guicciardini
An escalator can never be broken, it can only become stairs. You never see "Escalator temporarily out of service." It's "Escalator temporarily stairs. Sorry for the convenience." - Mitch Hedberg
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Originally posted by gatelover12No payments for six months? How can I lose? I'll take twenty!
*sends Big Tony to "deal" with with GL*Cogito ergo dubito.
"How happy are the astrologers if they tell one truth to a hundred lies, while other people lose all credibility if they tell one lie to a hundred truths." - Francesco Guicciardini
An escalator can never be broken, it can only become stairs. You never see "Escalator temporarily out of service." It's "Escalator temporarily stairs. Sorry for the convenience." - Mitch Hedberg
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Originally posted by gatelover12Ah! My kneecaps!
I think UK's not paying Big Tony enough...Signed,
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Originally posted by ShipperahoyPlease someone wake me up from this terrible nightmare and tell me that my optometrist is not making me wear these atrocious temporary glasses until my eye condition is cleared up. Please?Life is short, Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly, Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably, And live out loud with no regrets..
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Totally random but man I LOVE The Philadelphia Story. I'm watching it now and remembering how much I love it. Cary Grant, Katherine Hepburn, and Jimmy Steward are the best on screen pairings I think I've even seen. Since I'm keeping to the house now I think I'll have a bit of a classic movie fest.
It was, is, and always will be GREEN
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Originally posted by ShipperahoyTotally random but man I LOVE The Philadelphia Story. I'm watching it now and remembering how much I love it. Cary Grant, Katherine Hepburn, and Jimmy Steward are the best on screen pairings I think I've even seen. Since I'm keeping to the house now I think I'll have a bit of a classic movie fest."You cannot reason with your own heart;
it has it's own laws and beats about things
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Originally posted by ShipperahoyTotally random but man I LOVE The Philadelphia Story. I'm watching it now and remembering how much I love it. Cary Grant, Katherine Hepburn, and Jimmy Steward are the best on screen pairings I think I've even seen. Since I'm keeping to the house now I think I'll have a bit of a classic movie fest.
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