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Petition: A Return to the Glory Days of Full Frontal Nudity!
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Originally posted by jenks View PostI've got nothing against nudity is Stargate, infact I'd like the spin off to be more adult. Seriously though, what is it with people on this forum and ineffectual petitions? If you want to see nudity, there are much better places than Stargate, or TV for that matter.
Erm random but yeah..You can never really know some completely. That's why it's the most terrifying thing in the world, really - taking someone on faith, hoping they'll take you on faith too. It's such a precarious balance, it's a wonder we do it at all. And yet...
-Libba Bray
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Originally posted by Louis_Vuitton View PostIn fact the internet, which if you are reading this you are currently on I hear is a great place for finding nudity...
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Originally posted by Ouroboros View PostSee now this man, despite his exceptionally long screename I won't trouble myself to type out fully, he knows the score. 10 years and not a single boobie since the first episode. That falls well bellow accepted national boobie standards and it's downright worrisome.
And maybe you should change your sig to WWBD.sigpic
To see the complete animated picture timeline of the comet landing - http://xkcd1446.org/#7
From the wonderful XKCD site http://xkcd.com/1446/
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Originally posted by Thunderstorm View PostHey at least you got the nudity once. Just think of all the poor women watching. Not ONE, I say, ONE scene of full nudity of any guy. There's the shame. I demand equal representation!!
Hey, how about TPTB make the next two movies with all nude characters?
That would certainly help compensate for the last ten nude-less years.
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Wow! Finally, a voice of truth, rising above the din that is GW. All hail Ouroboros.
Boobies are a testament to our society. Do you realize how much of the economy is run by them?? It is incredible what they do. They have inspired songs, stories, and battles. The Trojan War was all because one guy wanted to see some lady's boobies. Who are we to deny the wisdom of Homer? Who are we to deny the truth of the boobies that launched a thousand ships?
Anyone see the Family Guy episode where Peter gets shut down by the FCC? He makes good point. The American capitol building truly does look like a giant booby. Boobies are, put simply, the base upon which our society rests.
Therefore I take up your cause. We must see the boobies! How about we satisfy both the male and female camps by seeing Hammond's boobies. That'll fix everything!
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Originally posted by Deputy-Assistant-Second-Prime View PostWithout boobies, our whole society would begin to implode.
The economy would decline, after all...commerce is based on sex.
That's what Adam Smith's invisible hand is for...pointing at boobies.
I kept hearing over the years how Congress was supposedly addressing the issue of nudity on television....
....yet nowadays there's less and less.
You'd think they were trying to take boobies off television. But that'd be crazy.
Originally posted by Adria View Posti wonder what guys would do if women never had boobs <----typical man
Originally posted by Thunderstorm View PostHey at least you got the nudity once. Just think of all the poor women watching. Not ONE, I say, ONE scene of full nudity of any guy. There's the shame. I demand equal representation!!
And maybe you should change your sig to WWBD.
*Note: Burlap sacks are itchy and undesirable due to said itchiness, tell your friends.
Originally posted by cowpants View PostWow! Finally, a voice of truth, rising above the din that is GW. All hail Ouroboros.
Boobies are a testament to our society. Do you realize how much of the economy is run by them?? It is incredible what they do. They have inspired songs, stories, and battles. The Trojan War was all because one guy wanted to see some lady's boobies. Who are we to deny the wisdom of Homer? Who are we to deny the truth of the boobies that launched a thousand ships?
This is the gold right here. The only defensibile reason for which man should ever bend space and time itself.
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Originally posted by Ouroboros View PostI accept your hail and return to you a reserved and stately wave, beffiting of my own high status. Should your exemplary performance in this area continue perhaps I shall one day see fit to favour you will a golf clap as well, and perhaps a pomegranate.sigpic
To see the complete animated picture timeline of the comet landing - http://xkcd1446.org/#7
From the wonderful XKCD site http://xkcd.com/1446/
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I really dont think Ill ever understand men's obsession with Breasts..You can never really know some completely. That's why it's the most terrifying thing in the world, really - taking someone on faith, hoping they'll take you on faith too. It's such a precarious balance, it's a wonder we do it at all. And yet...
-Libba Bray
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