Now like an ever increasing number of people around the globe who watch this show I've become ever more bored, fed up and worn out by the constant stream of lame technomagic plots, dues ex machinas and sci-fi cliches that have been masqurading in the place where a show called stargate sg-1 used to reside.
Right now you're probably thinking "well by golly this man is correct, and I feel the same way, I should send him some money!" or if you've watched the series finale of sg1 already you've stopped sobbing only for as long as it took you to give me a trembling unsteady nod from beneath your gruesome veil of vomit and tears.
For those of you less willing to jump on the happy wagon with the rest of us you've probably already spotted what would appear to be a severe flaw in my soon to be proposed plan. "Ahh but Ouroboros, if you're about to suggest a bunch of stupid ways to improve the show you forget two important things you fool of fools you. Not only will they never listen to you, since your'e not a drooling fanboy with the IQ of an acorn, but even if they did it's doubtfull that they would actually possess the sheer writing skill required to put your genius plans for reform into effect! So you see you fail hahahahahaha!"
Well to that I say, not so fast admiral smart ass.
You see this thread isn't about fixing the stargate franchise. I gave up on trying to offer meager and obvious suggestions on how to plug that sinking ship after watching "unending" this week. No this is more about snatching some booty (or boobie) as the case may be, off the ship before she's swallowed in the brimey deep for all time.
This thread, for those of you who somehow clicked on it without reading the title, is about a return back to the glory days of full frontal nudity in the stargate franchise.
What's that you say, a return?
That's right folks. Though I obviously can't post the necessary pictures to prove it, Stargate sg-1, at one point in it's history, featured full frontal nudity. It was in the pilot episode children of the gods in a scene where Pop's got an eyefull of Danny boy's wife Sharae. It's a completely 100% legitimate part of the series and even comes on the DVD.
Now the beauty of my plan here is that, unlike anything aimed at actually saving the show by addressing the various massive problems with the quality of the stories, it's easy. And if there's anything I've learned from watching these last few years of stargate, quite a few people over there in Vancouver like things easy.
So without further ado here's my proposal. In the last movie that will count as part of the Stargate SG1 franchise there needs to be another sampling of some titilating full frontal nudity. Think of it as sort of a bookend, a back cover if you will to the franchise. What began with boobies, shall end with boobies... or something equally profound sounding but to that same effect. The important thing to keep in mind is the boobies. The boobies must be present or all shall surely be lost.
As for whose boobies they should be, I will leave that question up to you, my fellow connoisseurs of clevage.
Now who's with me!
Right now you're probably thinking "well by golly this man is correct, and I feel the same way, I should send him some money!" or if you've watched the series finale of sg1 already you've stopped sobbing only for as long as it took you to give me a trembling unsteady nod from beneath your gruesome veil of vomit and tears.
For those of you less willing to jump on the happy wagon with the rest of us you've probably already spotted what would appear to be a severe flaw in my soon to be proposed plan. "Ahh but Ouroboros, if you're about to suggest a bunch of stupid ways to improve the show you forget two important things you fool of fools you. Not only will they never listen to you, since your'e not a drooling fanboy with the IQ of an acorn, but even if they did it's doubtfull that they would actually possess the sheer writing skill required to put your genius plans for reform into effect! So you see you fail hahahahahaha!"
Well to that I say, not so fast admiral smart ass.
You see this thread isn't about fixing the stargate franchise. I gave up on trying to offer meager and obvious suggestions on how to plug that sinking ship after watching "unending" this week. No this is more about snatching some booty (or boobie) as the case may be, off the ship before she's swallowed in the brimey deep for all time.
This thread, for those of you who somehow clicked on it without reading the title, is about a return back to the glory days of full frontal nudity in the stargate franchise.
What's that you say, a return?
That's right folks. Though I obviously can't post the necessary pictures to prove it, Stargate sg-1, at one point in it's history, featured full frontal nudity. It was in the pilot episode children of the gods in a scene where Pop's got an eyefull of Danny boy's wife Sharae. It's a completely 100% legitimate part of the series and even comes on the DVD.
Now the beauty of my plan here is that, unlike anything aimed at actually saving the show by addressing the various massive problems with the quality of the stories, it's easy. And if there's anything I've learned from watching these last few years of stargate, quite a few people over there in Vancouver like things easy.
So without further ado here's my proposal. In the last movie that will count as part of the Stargate SG1 franchise there needs to be another sampling of some titilating full frontal nudity. Think of it as sort of a bookend, a back cover if you will to the franchise. What began with boobies, shall end with boobies... or something equally profound sounding but to that same effect. The important thing to keep in mind is the boobies. The boobies must be present or all shall surely be lost.
As for whose boobies they should be, I will leave that question up to you, my fellow connoisseurs of clevage.
Now who's with me!
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