The GateWorld Cantina

[cowpants]

Mr. Squirrel was awesome. How he would lower himself to her level is beyond me.

I was talking about our mother, not Sq. I agree with you about Sq.

[squirrely1]

You can make us sandwiches.


Of this, there can be little doubt.

Ok then I"ll microwave up some bacon and make some BLT's *snort*

Try no doubt. Its like saying their is doubt in SQ uselessness

There is doubt .....yep that's for sure

Well, she did break up with what's-his-name, which shows some measure of intelligence.

Huh?

[jelgate]

I was talking about our mother, not Sq. I agree with you about Sq.

Well for one she was a vegan

[cowpants]

Well for one she was a vegan

Our mother had many faults.

[jelgate]

Our mother had many faults.

That is why I had to neutralize her

[cowpants]

That is why I had to neutralize her

Oh, did you? Because I already pasteurized her.

[jelgate]

Oh, did you? Because I already pasteurized her.

You boiled her?

[cowpants]

You boiled her?

And then rapidly cooled her with liquid nitrogen.

[jelgate]

And then rapidly cooled her with liquid nitrogen.

The only way to use liquid nitrogen is rapidly.

[cowpants]

The only way to use liquid nitrogen is rapidly.

Naturally. You will note the term "rapidly" refers to the process of cooling, not the method by which it is cooled.

[jelgate]

Naturally. You will note the term "rapidly" refers to the process of cooling, not the method by which it is cooled.

*breaks nitrogen ice statues*

[cowpants]

*breaks nitrogen ice statues*

Noooo! I was going to put them in a fountain! You ruin everything!

[jelgate]

Noooo! I was going to put them in a fountain! You ruin everything!

Couldn't risk them thawing

[cowpants]

Couldn't risk them thawing

Hmm, okay. You have a point. I'd love some ice chips in my rum.

[jelgate]

Hmm, okay. You have a point. I'd love some ice chips in my rum.

And I have my scotoch...