The GateWorld Cantina

[WingedPegasus]

Oh, I've heard all about them, but when I'm at the store and I'm given the choice between brats, sausages, and bacon.... that is why I've never had them before.

...you have a point there.

[cowpants]

...you have a point there.

Of course. I am a very logical, rational, and intelligent person.

[jelgate]

Of course. I am a very logical, rational, and intelligent person.

How hard was it for you to say that with a straight face?

[WingedPegasus]

Of course. I am a very logical, rational, and intelligent person.

Not to mention your great sense of humor! (Take that any way you wish. )

[cowpants]

How hard was it for you to say that with a straight face?

I can say it with a perfectly straight face.

...I also happen to be a very good liar.

[Rickington]

I can say it with a perfectly straight face.

...I also happen to be a very good liar.

How do we know you're not lying about that then?

[cowpants]

How do we know you're not lying about that then?

It's an infinite loop that will cause a moderator's head to explode. I look forward to seeing which one.

[WingedPegasus]

I can say it with a perfectly straight face.

...I also happen to be a very good liar.

Could you convincingly say that you were a 400 foot tall purple platypus-bear with pink horns and silver wings?

[cowpants]

Could you convincingly say that you were a 400 foot tall purple platypus-bear with pink horns and silver wings?

Absolutely not. I am only three quarters the height that you describe. And I also wield a chainsaw.

[WingedPegasus]

Absolutely not. I am only three quarters the height that you describe. And I also wield a chainsaw.

.....but you're still purple with pink horns and silver wings.

[RogueRanger]

I don't trust anything from Australia. Can't trust a former penal colony

ah right then, I agree, i don't trust anything from the USA either

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Penal_transportation

[cowpants]

.....but you're still purple with pink horns and silver wings.

The wings are actually made of silver which makes things difficult. You see, without muscles in them, they are completely useless and dead weights. However, they look good, but I must say, I pay through the nose for having tuxedo's custom tailored. As for the horns, I had them polished yesterday.

[jelgate]

ah right then, I agree, i don't trust anything from the USA either

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Penal_transportation

Wise choice. You shouldn't trust any place where I am from

[WingedPegasus]

The wings are actually made of silver which makes things difficult. You see, without muscles in them, they are completely useless and dead weights. However, they look good, but I must say, I pay through the nose for having tuxedo's custom tailored. As for the horns, I had them polished yesterday.

You, sir, are exceedingly stylish.

[cowpants]

You, sir, are exceedingly stylish.

You should also see my golden toenails, but the wooden clogs are a little tricky to take off with these horns getting in the way.