The GateWorld Cantina

[jelgate]

I have decided! Bill and Ukko are to be married! Jel! Get your Cantina marriage kit

Dearly idiots. We are gathered for an open bar to follow. Today we contribute the oldest form of slavery in existence. A slavery that causes men to die younger to get away. And since we don't need to hear from she folk I now pronounce you man and slave. You punch the bride.

[AtlantisRules!!!]

But what if she can't cook very well. *coughs*

Not the reaction I was expecting

[Pharaoh Hamenthotep]

Yay Jelgate is safe. I've been sterile ever since I questioned the gender of female police officer.

You were the first Cantineer to be neutered.. *gives Jel a jar*

[Shanthaia]

*Cuts up PH and scatters her limbs around the cantina*

Solved that problem.

*spots ukko and pounces onto him*

[AtlantisRules!!!]

Dearly idiots. We are gathered for an open bar to follow. Today we contribute the oldest form of slavery in existence. A slavery that causes men to die younger to get away. And since we don't need to hear from she folk I now pronounce you man and slave. You punch the bride.

"Remember when you said 'til death to us part'? Soon you'll realize you were setting a goal."

[Ukko]

*spots ukko and pounces onto him*

*Allows this also*

[jelgate]

"Remember when you said 'til death to us part'? Soon you'll realize you were setting a goal."

I give it two minutes until Ukko kills him

[AtlantisRules!!!]

I give it two minutes until Ukko kills him

Definately, since its been under a minute and Ukko's already with Shan

[Mariellelita]

Dearly idiots. We are gathered for an open bar to follow. Today we contribute the oldest form of slavery in existence. A slavery that causes men to die younger to get away. And since we don't need to hear from she folk I now pronounce you man and slave. You punch the bride.

*lets loose dozens of doves from a cage* So beautiful...

Not the reaction I was expecting

I know. Hehe. I am good at twisting the situation around. But really, my baked chicken (if not boneless) is bad. XP

[Ukko]

I give it two minutes until Ukko kills him

*Hangs him from the rafters with his own veins and bashes his brains out with two of PH's severed limbs*

Cantina Pinata. allways fun

[Shanthaia]

*Allows this also*

awesome

*snuggles the lovely ukko*

[jelgate]

Definately, since its been under a minute and Ukko's already with Shan

I remember the days Shan use to try to do that to me.


I'm glad thats over

[Ukko]

I know. Hehe. I am good at twisting the situation around. But really, my baked chicken (if not boneless) is bad. XP

This means Ukko gets no Mar pies?

[AtlantisRules!!!]

*Hangs him from the rafters with his own veins and bashes his brains out with two of PH's severed limbs*

Cantina Pinata. allways fun

And thus another Cantina Divorce begins.

[Ukko]

awesome

*snuggles the lovely ukko*

Lovely Ukko. Another sign the end is nigh!!