The GateWorld Cantina

[Myn McGeek, Third Sentinel]

You better be here tonight. I suspect that wolfax will be around tonight and?* that it be an interesting adventure. I have high expectations for Friday night*shoots the monkey*

I'll try. Luckily all the Friday night shows I watch are taking a winter break.

[Admiral Mappalazarou]

*looks around the dark room, spikes covering the cieling with blood stains across the wall...someone lurks in the shadows*

????: ....Captain...
Mapp: Renette...

[Myn McGeek, Third Sentinel]

...........I think I'm in love.

... um... *puts a big pineapple suit on Teyilia* You're in love with her, remember?

[susanne]

*shoots the monkey*

YOUSONOFA-

[cowpants]

.........
i am not a slut i wouldn't ever do such a thing.....
*thinks* for less than a barrel of rum......

Never called you a slut. Called you a harem. Sounds much nicer.

So what's Mapp tab so far? 7, 8 barrels of rum?

[cowpants]

... um... *puts a big pineapple suit on Teyilia* You're in love with her, remember?

Uh.. right.

[susanne]

9. i ended up dragging one out of the hold for him

[Myn McGeek, Third Sentinel]

*looks around the dark room, spikes covering the cieling with blood stains across the wall...someone lurks in the shadows*

????: ....Captain...
Mapp: Renette...

I take that back, Uberdork... we only have the imposter Mapp... again.... apparently, Renette has the real captain.

[cowpants]

I take that back, Uberdork... we only have the imposter Mapp... again.... apparently, Renette has the real captain.

Unless Renette is on board the cantina.

[Pharaoh Hamenthotep]

Do we really need two Mapps? ....

[susanne]

Unless Renette is on board the cantina.

*laughs weakly* she wouldnt know where to find us..... right? i mean.... we could be anywhere..... and no one certainly told her how to track the cantina...........right?

[cowpants]

*laughs weakly* she wouldnt know where to find us..... right? i mean.... we could be anywhere..... and no one certainly told her how to track the cantina...........right?

She's got agents all over the world. Heck, she has control over time and over many aspects of the weather. The ocean itself could be a spy for her. I think we can count on the fact that she knows our location.

[jelgate]

Unless Renette is on board the cantina.

*raises weapons ready to strike*Your orders sir

[susanne]

She's got agents all over the world. Heck, she has control over time and over many aspects of the weather. The ocean itself could be a spy for her. I think we can count on the fact that she knows our location.

hoshi- CAN WE EVER GET A BREAK? *sigh* mr cowpants....i think its safe to say our captain has been abducted. and our ship might be under attack at any moment. be a dear and go fetch the guns.

[Commander Jumper]

(... leave it to Cow... )


Oh, I forgot to mention: we also took a pineapple to the isle of pineapple and ate pineapples until there were no mo' pineapples so we planted a pineapple seed and grew a pineapple tree and had plenty more pineapples which we ate 'til CJ turned into one big pineapple and we were all happy in a pineapple paradise.... the end.

THAT IS DELICIOUS

...........I think I'm in love.

cowy... you love Tey

*looks around the dark room, spikes covering the cieling with blood stains across the wall...someone lurks in the shadows*

????: ....Captain...
Mapp: Renette...

Captain