The Ridiculous Insult thread

[Admiral Mappalazarou]

Donald Rumsfeld goes to see President Bush in the Oval Office.

"Mr. President. We're getting reports that 100 Brazillian soldiers have been killed in Iraq in the last week..."

Bush looks horrified. He's silent for several moments then asks, "How many's a brazillion?"

haha awesome

[BruTak]

haha awesome

Thankew, thankew! Yer a lovely audience!

[the_dark_light]

Descartes once said "I think, therefore I am" - Too bad you don't even realise you don't exist

[Tok'ra^Agent]

I call this one, "A Fair Judge"


"Mr. Clark, I have reviewed this case very carefully," the divorce court Judge said, "And I've decided to give your wife $775 a week."

"That's very fair, your honor," the husband said. "And every now and then I'll try to send her a few bucks myself."

[Tok'ra^Agent]

Somewhere, a village is missing an idiot...

Not to worry, they found him in the White House!

[penguininablender]

Donald Rumsfeld goes to see President Bush in the Oval Office.

"Mr. President. We're getting reports that 100 Brazillian soldiers have been killed in Iraq in the last week..."

Bush looks horrified. He's silent for several moments then asks, "How many's a brazillion?"

OMG...that's too funny. I'm going to steal that one

[Admiral Mappalazarou]

President Bush, and his father, were sitting in a boat fishing.

Bush Jr, looks to his father and says, "Dad, I'm not sure what to do on this Iraq war thing... It's a real mess, and my popularity has taken a dump with the american people because of it.. Do you have any advice for me pop?"

Bush senior, looks over at his son and thinks for a second, then says,

"Well son, I think you need to learn the lesson I should have learned with your mother.... When to pull out."

haha great

[the_dark_light]

I guess evolution can work in reverse

[BruTak]

From the James Bond movie "Live an Let Die".

Sheriff J.W. Pepper: "What is you boy? Some kind'a doomsday machine?"

[Terrah]

A quote from my Dad, usually aimed at me.

If your arse was as big as your mouth, your guts would drop out.

[BeckettRulez]

Does sound strange in English but I try:

"As soon as you start thinking, s?$t begins to smell."

My grandfather loves to say that to my grandmother and me sometimes*g*


For people who would like to use this insult in German:

"Wenn du anfängst zu denken, fängt Scheisse an zu stinken."

[susanne]

this is off the top of my head

the day your brain starts working right will be the day the apocolypse begins

[343_Guilty_Spark]

sorry i cant stand the smell of bull.

[penguininablender]

wow...the ugly fairy kissed you on both cheeks, huh?

[Tok'ra^Agent]

Some women have natural beauty....

Then there are those like you, that need a shovel to trowel on the makeup!

And trust me, you need it!