Women: Can they drive?

[jelgate]

The feds are watching me.

[Girlbot]

The feds are watching me.

Took you long enough to figure that out

[jelgate]

I have always known. I know everything

[aretood2]

[Nolamom]

soon, they'll have enough on you to convict...

[aretood2]

*Enters with briefcase* Tood-at-Law here. I'm Jelly's defense attorney *files motion to dismiss unconstitutionally obtained surveillance*

[Nolamom]

nope - traffic cams are not unconstitutional. Bank and other business cams are not unconstitutional. They can't tap your phone without a warrant, but any public place is fair game.

[jmoz]

Patriot Act

[Nolamom]

*obtains warrant on probable cause*

that candy van is suspicious

[aretood2]

*Motion to silence Nola and censor Congress*...*Attempts to start up a constitutional convention on a new amendment*

[jelgate]

*Motion to silence Nola and censor Congress*...*Attempts to start up a constitutional convention on a new amendment*

Just remover her vocal cords. That will silence her

[Nolamom]

*uses voice synthesizer*

I will NOT be silenced!

[jelgate]

*uses voice synthesizer*

I will NOT be silenced!

*pulls the plug*

Yes you will

[Nolamom]

it has a self-contained zero-point module - it will run FOREVER!!! muwahahah

[jelgate]

No. Thats just your dementia