Women: Can they drive?

[Dr Weir]

yeh your right

Moderators, Here Me! The Goa'uld are not Gods, therefore you must shut down this thread immediately.

I reported you straight away and I hope this thread is shut down and deleted.

[Jynjyr]

Gender does not a bad driver make. CELL PHONES are the evil. Virtually every 'issue' I've had recently as a driver or pedestrian has had a cell phone plastered to the other person's ear.

[Admiral Mappalazarou]

I reported you straight away and I hope this thread is shut down and deleted.

thnx

[FeloniousMonk]

Statistically speaking, men, especially young men, are more likely to get into a high speed accident than a woman. That's why when teens start driving, women are charged less for insurance than guys.

You were saying?

Actually women get into more accidents, we just get into accidents with bigger payoffs. As usual, when the girls do something it's menial and insignificant and when we do something it's catastrophic and accompanied by explosions.

You wouldn't say that if it was about a different race, people of a certain religion or orientation. It' another way of saying women are stupid. It makes no difference if it's about sex. I hate when I hear men talk like that. It's very very offensive and degrading. This thread just exists to poke fun at women.

I would. I make fun of different races as well as my own race, different genders as well as my own, different religions as well as my own, different political ideologies and sexual orientations as well as my own. It's fun. It's amusing. It's politically incorrect and I don't give a damn because if someone is offended by what I believe then too bad. I'm not responsible for anyone else's feelings and people can choose not to listen to me.

You could have chosen not to open this thread. You could have chosen not to read the first post. You could have chosen not to reply. You chose to do all those things and you chose to expose yourself to something that offended you. Your choice, your responsibility.

[FeloniousMonk]

Now all that being said if anyone doubts that some women can drive better than most men:









She'll outdrive anyone on this forum.

[Admiral Mappalazarou]

Now all that being said if anyone doubts that some women can drive better than most men:









She'll outdrive anyone on this forum.

And she's as hot as hell, sir

[Madeleine]

I'm sure there must be an equally amusing pic of a man's brain

I can't make one cos I can't do internet fancy stuff for toffee, but it'd be something like...

40% Bosoms
20% Driving fast
15% Smell receptor supressant (activated by the sight of socks)
.02% Ability to purchase vegetables in a supermarket
1% Knowing where the washing machine is but pretending not to
3% Baseball stats (US Only)
3% Caring about the Offside rule (everyone else)

Or maybe that's just a load of old cobblers too

[Admiral Mappalazarou]

I'm sure there must be an equally amusing pic of a man's brain

I can't make one cos I can't do internet fancy stuff for toffee, but it'd be something like...

40% Bosoms
20% Driving fast
15% Smell receptor supressant (activated by the sight of socks)
.02% Ability to purchase vegetables in a supermarket
1% Knowing where the washing machine is but pretending not to
3% Baseball stats (US Only)
3% Caring about the Offside rule (everyone else)

Or maybe that's just a load of old cobblers too

lol find it please, coz then a mod can rename this Thread 'Men vs Women'

[_WraithQueen_]

[Admiral Mappalazarou]

Now, you're assuming that all men go by the name of Homer. Almost had me there then, WQ?

[FeloniousMonk]

[_WraithQueen_]

Now, you're assuming that all men go by the name of Homer. Almost had me there then, WQ?

Of course all men go by the name of Homer.
Geez, keep up homer

[FeloniousMonk]

[Admiral Mappalazarou]

Of course all men go by the name of Homer.
Geez, keep up homer

D'oh!

[FeloniousMonk]