Women: Can they drive?

[Annoyed]

No, it doesn't. If she looked like you, she wouldn't have been able to find a willing sperm donor, so you wouldn't exist. Even alcohol & closing time have their limits.

[jelgate]

Nature can be cruel - you should be grateful that she raised you.

No one knows that better than me. Or you. Nature makes you a bad driver

[Pharaoh Hamenthotep]

Ph, add genetics to the sciences that Annoyed doesn't understand

Do I get a new Science Cape?

[jelgate]

This isn't about you. Its about another science Annoyed doesn't understand

[Pharaoh Hamenthotep]

There are sciences he does understand?

[jelgate]

We know he understands gravity

[Pharaoh Hamenthotep]

But does he believe in it? Gravity is only a theory...

[jelgate]

We'll make him believe

[aretood2]

Hmm...I have a solution! *Publishes a paper "The Theory of PH* Now Annoyed won't believe she exists

[jelgate]

Ph doesn't exist. None of you exist. You are all a figment of my imagination

[Annoyed]

Hmm...I have a solution! *Publishes a paper "The Theory of PH* Now Annoyed won't believe she exists

Well, like any theory, until it is proven she exists, she is only a theory.

[Annoyed]

Ph doesn't exist. None of you exist. You are all a figment of my imagination

That is one seriously sick imagination. Almost as bad as women thinking they can drive.

[jelgate]

Well, like any theory, until it is proven she exists, she is only a theory.

It seems that PH was right. I owe her a cookie

[Pharaoh Hamenthotep]

It seems that PH was right. I owe her a cookie

Someone should explain the scientific meaning of the word 'theory'..

I know he won't listen to me.. *activates the Nola signal*

[jelgate]

She is the only one he will listen to. Old man Annoyed thinks anyone younger than him is nonsense