Admiral's Multi-Thunker Lounge

[Admiral Q O]

Glad you're feeling better now, Admiral.
at least you know your shot is working. lol

here's a little joke for ya. (prolly heard it before)

Spoiler:

RICH WIDOW LOOKING FOR MAN TO SHARE LIFE AND FORTUNE WITH THE FOLLOWING QUALIFICATIONS:

1. WON'T BEAT ME UP
2. WON'T RUN AWAY
3. HAS TO BE GREAT IN BED

For several months, her phone rang off the hook, her doorbell was ringing constantly, she received tons of mail...all to no avail. None of the men seemed to meet her qualifications.

Then one day the doorbell rang yet again. She opened the door to find a man, with no arms and no legs, lying on the welcome mat. Perplexed, she asked, "Who are you and what do you want?"

"Hi," said the man "Your search is over, for I am the man of your dreams. I've got no arms, so I can't beat you up and I've got no legs, so I can't run away."

The old woman asked, "What makes you think you're so great in bed?"

To which he replied, "I rang the doorbell, didn't I?"

Good one, Sweet Thing. How ya doin'?

[Morgania]

We went to the Half Moon Bay Pumpkin Festival then dinner and ended up not getting home until late Sunday morning. On Saturday, I got my flu shot and had a mild reaction. That's why I was sick yesterday, but I'm doing better now.

Oh, fun. I think I've been through Half Moon Bay before, not sure if I've ever stopped there though. It's kinda far from me. Feel better!

Btw, you did spell Delek right. It's not Dalek, as thats a villian from Doctor Who.

(Sorry if my clones are confusing, Neelan. It's not really their fault, it just comes naturally).

[Admiral Q O]

Oh, fun. I think I've been through Half Moon Bay before, not sure if I've ever stopped there though. It's kinda far from me. Feel better!

Btw, you did spell Delek right. It's not Dalek, as thats a villian from Doctor Who.

(Sorry if my clones are confusing, Neelan. It's not really their fault, it just comes naturally).

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[ShippyChick]

Addy, I know you said you are feeling better but with this latest outbreak of the Hussie Flu, I would feel better if you would let my personal doctor check you out. Hope you don't mind . . .

[Morgania]

Mmm... more Khonsu. Muchos gracias! (Sorry, I cant spell in Spanish at all).

Can somebody please let me out? I promise not to steal anyone's oddly named shapes of evil.

[cajnjirl]

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Good one, Sweet Thing. How ya doin'?

I'm doin' fine. Just damn busy.

another one i cajunized:

Gi-bear got home from work one evening to find his wife Bev-Ann
in the bedroom packing a suitcase. "Where are you going, Bev-Ann? Are
you leavin' me?"
"Yes", she replied.
"Where you go to, then, hanh?"
"I'm going to Sydney, Australia. Do you know a hooker over there can get
$200 for what I have to give you for free?"
Later, when Bev-Ann came back to the room to retrieve her bag, her husband
was there, hurriedly packing his own.
"Well, Gi-bear! Where you goin' you too?"
"I'm going with you, Bev-Ann. I wanna see how you gonna live on $400 a year."

[Admiral Q O]

Mmm... more Khonsu. Muchos gracias! (Sorry, I cant spell in Spanish at all).

http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d1...thd02340cd.jpg
Can somebody please let me out? I promise not to steal anyone's oddly named shapes of evil.

You're doing just fine.

*grabs Lorne and drags him off to Jonas' makeout tent*

Lorne? Since when?


Must be that flu shot gettin' to her again.

[Admiral Q O]

I'm doin' fine. Just damn busy.

another one i cajunized:

Gi-bear got home from work one evening to find his wife Bev-Ann
in the bedroom packing a suitcase. "Where are you going, Bev-Ann? Are
you leavin' me?"
"Yes", she replied.
"Where you go to, then, hanh?"
"I'm going to Sydney, Australia. Do you know a hooker over there can get
$200 for what I have to give you for free?"
Later, when Bev-Ann came back to the room to retrieve her bag, her husband
was there, hurriedly packing his own.
"Well, Gi-bear! Where you goin' you too?"
"I'm going with you, Bev-Ann. I wanna see how you gonna live on $400 a year."

I've created a monster. Keep 'em comin'.

[Admiral Q O]

Addy, I know you said you are feeling better but with this latest outbreak of the Hussie Flu, I would feel better if you would let my personal doctor check you out. Hope you don't mind . . .

*grabs doctor and rips scrubs to shreads*

[Morgania]

You're doing just fine.

*grabs Lorne and drags him off to Jonas' makeout tent*

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a87...onAQOcap36.jpg
Lorne? Since when?

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a87...AQOcap119a.jpg
Must be that flu shot gettin' to her again.

Hey! Thats my Lorne, give it back! Look, here's Ronon.

[Admiral Q O]

Hey! Thats my Lorne, give it back! Look, here's Ronon.

http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d1...d5Fetat261.jpg

*tosses back Lorne*

Sorry, I'll only take a Ronon if I get to chop the dreads off him.

Look...more Khonsu...

[Morgania]

*tosses back Lorne*

Sorry, I'll only take a Ronon if I get to chop the dreads off him.

Look...more Khonsu...

You can try to chop off Ronon's dreads. That could be dangerous, and Teyla will get mad at you. She likes the dreads. *grabs Lorne* And if you would like to borrow a clone, ask first... and please fill out the form.

Are you trying to distract me with sexy Tokr'a with cool coats? Well, it's working.

[Admiral Q O]

You can try to chop off Ronon's dreads. That could be dangerous, and Teyla will get mad at you. She likes the dreads. *grabs Lorne* And if you would like to borrow a clone, ask first... and please fill out the form.

Are you trying to distract me with sexy Tokr'a with cool coats? Well, it's working.

http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l8...knellcap1d.jpg

I'm too tired to fill out any stupid form.

[SLBaum]

*tosses back Lorne*

Sorry, I'll only take a Ronon if I get to chop the dreads off him.

Here you go Admiral. Enjoy!

[Admiral Q O]

Here you go Admiral. Enjoy!

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Thanks, but for the record, and no offense, please...

I like the character of Ronon and I admire the actor, but he doesn't thunk me.