Stupid questions, stupid answers

[Captain Obvious]

what is the air speed velocity of a sparrow (sorry monty pyhton again)

Is that an African or European Swallow?

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could Chuck Norris?
How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could Chuck Woolery?
How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could Chuck Mangione?
How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could Chuck Berry?