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    Theory Explaining Sci Fi Channel's Bad Movies--Silly

    I've recently been noticing that Sci Fi's Saturday disaster movies have gotten worse. With walking sharks and man-sized insects, the movies make the realm of "bad" B scifi look sensational. I just can't figure out where they find so many bad films. Statistically speaking, a few should be good.

    My theory: Somewhere at a less than reputable university, they have a screenwriting 101 class, and the students' final project is to construct proto-scifi films. Sci Fi bribes the professor, and gets him or her to hand over the atrocious final projects and immediately turns these into films.

    What do you think?
    "Trust me. I'm a psychopath." Jekyll


    "And I thought the end of the world couldn't get any worse" Ianto-Torchwood

    #2
    The movies were my idea, sorry...

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      #3
      Originally posted by McKay's girl
      The movies were my idea, sorry...
      Well in that case, they are intelligent, funny, and wonderful.
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        #4
        lol!!! *is very intelligent*

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          #5
          People "Sitting in the middle of a cornfield eating grass" have to do the best they can.

          Those aliens made out of corn look fairly realistic.
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            #6
            those arent aliens, those are... umm... omg!! its those evil teletubies!!! HIDE!!


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              #7
              Hiding.

              But, don't you have some 40 foot crocodile who can eat them? Giganta Croc or something.
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                #8
                Originally posted by McKay's girl
                The movies were my idea, sorry...
                BURN HER!

                *runs after MG with a pitchfork and something that's on fire*

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                  #9
                  Watch out for the teletubbies. They're mean.
                  "Trust me. I'm a psychopath." Jekyll


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                    #10
                    Originally posted by MartoufMarty
                    BURN HER!

                    *runs after MG with a pitchfork and something that's on fire*
                    aaagh!! *hides* someway to treat the birthday girl!

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                      #11
                      Originally posted by MasySyma
                      Watch out for the teletubbies. They're mean.
                      ...

                      *burns Teletubbies*

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                        #12
                        Originally posted by McKay's girl
                        aaagh!! *hides* someway to treat the birthday girl!
                        Think of the torches as candles. Really big candles.

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                          #13
                          Originally posted by MartoufMarty
                          Think of the torches as candles. Really big candles.
                          yeah right! they'd be better used as an excuse for not doing my homework!

                          "Miss, marty burned my homework!"

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                            #14
                            Happy 2 days late birthday MasySyma!! (didnt know you existed till today )

                            I'd give you some rep but I've ran out I'll give you it tomorrow if I'm logged on

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