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[Eoin]

Why beam out? BTW isn't getting emails non stop annoying, I would be forever deleting them from my email account.

There automatically deleted after i read them

[uknesvuinng]

A divorced woman is walking along a beach one day when she discovers an odd oil lamp. She polishes it a little and a genie appears. "Hello, mistress. I will grant you three wishes. You must know, though, that whatever you ask for, your ex-husband will recieve twice as much." Excitedly, the woman begins making her wishes. "First, I'd like $1 million." The genie nods and tells her that she now has $1 million in her bank account. Meanwhile, her ex-husband checks his ATM balance and discovers he has another $2 million dollars. "Now I'd like a new car." A puff of smoke is seen, and a new car appears as it fades. Meanwhile, the ex-husband arrives at home and notices he has two new cars parked outside his house, and he has two extra keys on his keychain. "And what is your final wish, mistress?" The woman thinks for a second and says, "For my third wish, I want you to scare me half to death."

BTW, is anyone else getting this "database error" screen?

[Eoin]

im getting the database error, its slowing down my groove

[srg]

im getting the database error, its slowing down my groove

I know, the forum seems a bit 'bumpy' tonight......

[uknesvuinng]

It's getting annoying... Hopefully it'll go away.

[Dr Weir]

I know, the forum seems a bit 'bumpy' tonight......

I keep getting that too. I wish the mods would stop that comptelely, any1 know why they can't?

[uknesvuinng]

I keep getting that too. I wish the mods would stop that comptelely, any1 know why they can't?

Probably haven't figured out what's causing it.

[Dr Weir]

Probably haven't figured out what's causing it.

It's been happening at least since I've joined through.

[Odin's eyes]

I like the bumpy forum since this is my last post for the night.

[srg]

Probably haven't figured out what's causing it.

Could be anything really. That's the trouble.

[uknesvuinng]

Could be anything really. That's the trouble.

Exactly.

[Eoin]

A guy to his Girlfriend :
I wrote ur name on the sands.............
it got washed away,
I wrote ur name in air..........................
it got blown away,
So i wrote ur name in my heart.............
i got a HEART ATTACK

[Dr Weir]

A guy to his Girlfriend :
I wrote ur name on the sands.............
it got washed away,
I wrote ur name in air..........................
it got blown away,
So i wrote ur name in my heart.............
i got a HEART ATTACK

Oh well he died happy.

[Eoin]

George Bush goes to a primary school to give a speech.
After his talk he offers question time.

One little boy puts up his hand and George asks him what his name is. "Bob".
"And what is your question, Bob?"

"I have 3 questions.
First, Why did the USA invade Iraq without the support of the UN?
Second, Why are you President when Kerry got more votes?
And third, What happened to Osama Bin Laden?

Just then the bell rings for recess. George Bush informs the kiddies that they will continue after recess.

When they resume George says, "OK, where were we?
Oh that's right --- question time. Who has a question?"

A different little boy puts up his hand . George points him out and asks him what his name is. "Steve"
"And what is your question, Steve?"

"I have 5 questions.
First, Why did the USA invade Iraq without the support of the UN?
Second, Why are you President when Kerry got more votes?
Third, What happened to Osama Bin Laden?
Fourth, Why did the recess bell go 20 minutes early?!
And fifth, Where is "Bob"? !!



That one made me laugh

[Dr Weir]

George Bush goes to a primary school to give a speech.
After his talk he offers question time.

One little boy puts up his hand and George asks him what his name is. "Bob".
"And what is your question, Bob?"

"I have 3 questions.
First, Why did the USA invade Iraq without the support of the UN?
Second, Why are you President when Kerry got more votes?
And third, What happened to Osama Bin Laden?

Just then the bell rings for recess. George Bush informs the kiddies that they will continue after recess.

When they resume George says, "OK, where were we?
Oh that's right --- question time. Who has a question?"

A different little boy puts up his hand . George points him out and asks him what his name is. "Steve"
"And what is your question, Steve?"

"I have 5 questions.
First, Why did the USA invade Iraq without the support of the UN?
Second, Why are you President when Kerry got more votes?
Third, What happened to Osama Bin Laden?
Fourth, Why did the recess bell go 20 minutes early?!
And fifth, Where is "Bob"? !!



That one made me laugh

Steve and Bob got reincarnated as school kids?!!! Poor them!